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The reason why religious people think we eat babies
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 1:22 pm


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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 1:33 pm
Babies are best cooked sous vide - they look so adorable in a plastic zip-lock bag.
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 1:39 pm
(December 1, 2016 at 1:16 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
(December 1, 2016 at 11:24 am)vorlon13 Wrote: you better brought enough for all of us

[crosses arms and glares in an accusatory manner invoking comparison with the dreaded 'stink eye']

I didn't know there were going to be so many here...

If you were Italian, you would have cooked for an army, regardless.
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 2:44 pm
There's a kosher grocery nearby that stocks Lutheran babies . . . .
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 2:44 pm
Gawd, that was crude . . .
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 4:15 pm
I don't like getting babies there, seeing as how all the blood is drained out of them. Ruins the flavor.
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 4:44 pm
(December 1, 2016 at 12:10 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Brined actually

Brined is best. Let soak for at least 24 hours then straight to the turkey fryer.
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 6:20 pm
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 6:22 pm
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 6:24 pm
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