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Signature Appreciation Week

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Signature Appreciation Week
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Signature Appreciation Week
December 27, 2016 at 10:40 am
As the year draws to a close, why not take this time to commemorate some of the signatures that have enlightened, amused or otherwise impressed us. Here are some of my favorites.

When someone is knocked on the head, they may see stars. That doesn't mean we should rely on their testimony, when studying astrophysics...
Stimb

I dream of the day when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Boru

Tell people there’s invisible guy I n the sky and they will believe you. Tell them the paint on a bench is still wet and they have to touch it to make sure.*
Yeauxleaux aka Regina

Some people ride the crazy train. I drive it.*
Beccs aka The Valkyrie

*Paraphrased from memory.

This list is by no means exhaustive, but a representative of some of the great sigs we have here at AF
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: Signature Appreciation Week
December 27, 2016 at 3:21 pm
Omg it's been ages since I had that Carlin quote in my sig! haha I'm surprised you remember Tongue
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane"  - sarcasm_only

"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie
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RE: Signature Appreciation Week
December 27, 2016 at 3:40 pm (This post was last modified: December 27, 2016 at 3:43 pm by account_inactive.)
I like Pandæmonium's signature.

Paulpablo has a funny one.
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RE: Signature Appreciation Week
December 27, 2016 at 3:45 pm
That guy Iroscato has a pretty fuckin' sweet gig going on. Mad PhotoShop skillz yo.
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RE: Signature Appreciation Week
December 27, 2016 at 3:47 pm
Lol mine tells everyone what I think about big signatures.
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”

Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you."
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RE: Signature Appreciation Week
December 27, 2016 at 4:26 pm
I like Vorlon's sig- "Elections have consequences", but I'd like it better if it said "Erections have consequences". Big Grin
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RE: Signature Appreciation Week
December 27, 2016 at 5:45 pm
using mobile version don't see sigs lol
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Signature Appreciation Week
December 27, 2016 at 5:45 pm
(December 27, 2016 at 4:26 pm)Fireball Wrote: I like Vorlon's sig- "Elections have consequences", but I'd like it better if it said "Erections have consequences". Big Grin

Maybe it does say that and it's an incredibly subtle racist double entendre.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Signature Appreciation Week
December 27, 2016 at 5:49 pm
LOL, I have run for years with sigs turned off. I have no idea if I still have one TBH.
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RE: Signature Appreciation Week
December 27, 2016 at 5:58 pm
Would someone tell me what mine is.  Like C/D I turn them off.
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