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Grant My Wish #2

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Grant My Wish #2
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 11:43 am
Granted, but she takes English spelling with her.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
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#42
RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 11:48 am
Granted, but she costs £200 a day!

I want Q like omnipotence..
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 12:47 pm (This post was last modified: June 27, 2011 at 12:47 pm by Darth.)
Granted, you have all the fictional omnipotence of a fictional character (None)

I wish for a hug
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 1:01 pm
(June 27, 2011 at 12:47 pm)Stue Denim Wrote: Granted, you have all the fictional omnipotence of a fictional character (None)

I wish for a hug

Granted. It comes from the anaconda who then has you for dinner.

I want world peace.
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#45
RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Granted, but it only comes with a million new religions.

I wish for a penguin.
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#46
RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 2:05 pm
(June 27, 2011 at 1:15 pm)Rhage Wrote: Granted, but it only comes with a million new religions.

I wish for a penguin.

Granted but it's gunna kill yew

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I wish for the greatest game ever made.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 2:08 pm
Granted: You get a bible.

I wish for a sailboat.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 2:09 pm (This post was last modified: June 27, 2011 at 2:10 pm by Darth.)
Granted, but its bad at both sailing and being a boat, its more of a stationary sink truth be told, you were just scammed by the salesman. Also it may or may not be infested with termites, grues, religious fanatics and old people.

I wish for 99 bottles of scrumpy
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 2:10 pm
Beatcha.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 2:31 pm (This post was last modified: June 27, 2011 at 2:32 pm by Darth.)
CURSE YOU EPIMETHEAN! I WISH FOR VENGENCE!!!!
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