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#11
RE: Idiotisms
June 30, 2011 at 7:49 pm
Naw, it's a euphemism for insufferable bullying prick.
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RE: Idiotisms
June 30, 2011 at 11:49 pm
I once heard The Hon Duncan John Gay MLC, a conservative politician talking on the radio being both stupid and funny.
Some people would embrace the name DJ Gay, but not our Duncan.
He proceeded to present his case as to why gays were not really gay at all, and they should stop using the term.
Gays aren't happy and bright, they're just icky. Yes Icky is what they are and they should stop using his name, they, they, they just should.
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RE: Idiotisms
July 1, 2011 at 12:13 am
Idiotism from a real conversation:

Quote:God is ultimate love just like a parent. Parents have to punish their children. So god punishes his wicked children in hell.

There's SOOOO MANY different responses to this one - I damn near didn't know where to begin.
I believe I just said, "You punish your kids by burning them for all eternity?!?"
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RE: Idiotisms
July 1, 2011 at 12:23 am
(July 1, 2011 at 12:13 am)Cinjin Wrote: There's SOOOO MANY different responses to this one - I damn near didn't know where to begin.
I believe I just said, "You punish your kids by burning them for all eternity?!?"

This is worse than even the worst form of child abuse. I mean, at least the kids whose parents really do burn them get reprieve from it when they die or grow up.

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RE: Idiotisms
July 1, 2011 at 12:24 am
I can't get my daughter to stand in the corner for 5 minutes. If I were god, knowing what I know only about little girls and corners, the prospect of punishing someone eternally wouldn't pass the cost-benefit analysis.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Idiotisms
July 1, 2011 at 12:24 am
Quote:He has a habit of calling me woman. Ergh.


Why don't you develop the habit of calling him "shithead?" That way you could both be right.

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RE: Idiotisms
July 1, 2011 at 12:45 am
(July 1, 2011 at 12:24 am)Minimalist Wrote: Why don't you develop the habit of calling him "shithead?" That way you could both be right.

That guy is impossible to deal with. I make it a habit not to talk to him at all, if I can avoid it. I think he tried to tell me once that all of the victims of the L.A. riots were white and all of the perpetrators were black. I was so pissed that he couldn't see passed the "blacks started it" mentality to the rest of the story. I wrote post after post of sources and fact based commentary, but I had to give up in the end. Some people just want to believe what they are saying so there is no changing their minds. I just imagine him as a fat old guy with stained sweatpants and a white t-shirt with bits of donut stuck in his beard and it makes me feel better.
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RE: Idiotisms
July 1, 2011 at 12:50 am (This post was last modified: July 1, 2011 at 12:50 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Red suspenders and a pair of jack boots.
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RE: Idiotisms
July 1, 2011 at 12:52 am
Another one I just remembered:

Quote:I truly believe that Jesus is going to come back in my lifetime. You know how amazing it's going to be when I meet him in the air?
That's why I'm still down here being a fisherman for Jesus - cause I don't want you down here wishing you were up in the sky with me!

seriously - "fisherman for Jesus" - that's what he actually said.
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RE: Idiotisms
July 1, 2011 at 12:54 am
(July 1, 2011 at 12:45 am)Shell B Wrote: I think he tried to tell me once that all of the victims of the L.A. riots were white and all of the perpetrators were black.

Fantastic racism I see.
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