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The Ultimate Question

Poll: Who would you rather get into bed?
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Beyonce
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Shakira
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The Ultimate Question
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#21
RE: The Ultimate Question
July 13, 2011 at 7:42 pm (This post was last modified: July 13, 2011 at 7:53 pm by Anomalocaris.)
How about Amy Mainzer?
(July 13, 2011 at 3:34 pm)Epimethean Wrote: I'm just not a one-night stand guy. I have to admire the women I defile.

I am able to admire them fully before their husbands come home.
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#22
RE: The Ultimate Question
July 14, 2011 at 12:57 am (This post was last modified: July 14, 2011 at 12:59 am by Violet.)


The... stupidity...

It is too much.

And that is why I am so hesitant to bed another woman: the likes of pop stars and Sarah Palin/Bachmann have forever soured my interpretation of the 'fairer' gender.
(July 13, 2011 at 7:39 pm)BloodyHeretic Wrote:
(July 13, 2011 at 3:34 pm)Epimethean Wrote: I'm just not a one-night stand guy. I have to admire the women I defile.

You have a lovely way with words Big Grin

Obviously... he's bedded me already. For who could be more admirable and yet so entirely defilable?
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#23
RE: The Ultimate Question
July 14, 2011 at 6:45 am
Quote:Obviously... he's bedded me already. For who could be more admirable and yet so entirely defilable?

Nice to know Wink
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- John Lennon
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#24
RE: The Ultimate Question
July 14, 2011 at 11:45 am
This thread amuses me. Tongue
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#25
RE: The Ultimate Question
July 14, 2011 at 12:17 pm
(July 12, 2011 at 8:28 pm)BloodyHeretic Wrote: Beyonce or Shakira?

I scoff at the idea of touching either of these cum-dumpsters and submit that this poll is faulty as the true ultimate question is of course:

Which Jessica would I prefer banging for the best 30 seconds of my life?

Alba or Beil?
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**thanks Hollywood for it's continued loyalty to the promotion of beautiful women**
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RE: The Ultimate Question
July 14, 2011 at 12:28 pm
(July 13, 2011 at 7:42 pm)Chuck Wrote: How about Amy Mainzer?

Who?




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#27
RE: The Ultimate Question
July 14, 2011 at 1:13 pm
I Googled Amy Mainzer. Very cute-and brilliant to boot. I know someone like her. Difficult to get close to, though, but very desirable.
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RE: The Ultimate Question
July 14, 2011 at 1:36 pm (This post was last modified: July 14, 2011 at 1:37 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
Beyonce is a reptilian!

http://xmb.stuffucanuse.com/xmb/viewthread.php?tid=3386
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#29
RE: The Ultimate Question
July 14, 2011 at 2:49 pm
I'll be honest, I prefer a good bit of Yvonne Strahovski Tongue

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RE: The Ultimate Question
July 14, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Nice!
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