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Jesus appears on receipt
#11
RE: Jesus appears on receipt
(July 22, 2011 at 1:30 am)C Rod Wrote: Yep Rasputin

He was a Christian by the by. Awesome guy. Love him. Totally sexed up all the Russian ladies. And plenty of foreigners.

I think he was in it just to get laid, but damn is he interesting historically. I say he's largely responsible for the revolution. People more historically inclined might say otherthings, but since when did we listen to them? Tongue
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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#12
RE: Jesus appears on receipt
(July 22, 2011 at 1:30 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: @Chuck: only if you are Russian and perverted like Rasputin Tongue

I am not Russian, but I can amply make up for that shortcoming by surpassing any Russian in perversion.
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#13
RE: Jesus appears on receipt
I see Spartaaaaa! Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#14
RE: Jesus appears on receipt
O that's just Jim Caviezel's head-shot. He ran out of money and had to use roles of receipt paper rather than photos.


...an honest mistake. After all he was in the Passion of the Christ.
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
(July 22, 2011 at 1:33 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:
(July 22, 2011 at 1:30 am)C Rod Wrote: Yep Rasputin

He was a Christian by the by. Awesome guy. Love him. Totally sexed up all the Russian ladies. And plenty of foreigners.

I think he was in it just to get laid, but damn is he interesting historically. I say he's largely responsible for the revolution. People more historically inclined might say otherthings, but since when did we listen to them? Tongue

Believed that if he sinned more that he would be given more forgiveness in which that would be good,more forgiveness, do you think that is good, that rational?
"Its not what your looking at that matters, its what you see." -Henry David Thoreau
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
(July 22, 2011 at 11:01 pm)C Rod Wrote: that if he sinned more that he would be given more forgiveness in which that would be good,more forgiveness, do you think that is good, that rational?

^nonsense.

Grigory Efimovich was Khlysty regardless what his sapling daughter thought. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khlysts
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#17
RE: Jesus appears on receipt
(July 22, 2011 at 12:19 am)FaithNoMore Wrote: That silly Jesus appears the strangest places. Now's he shown up on a couple's Walmart receipt.
When JC talked about a second coming, I don't think this was what he had in mind.

Not surprising really. Sam Walton was a Christian. Maybe JC has stock in the company.

I'd like to see someone come up with a vision of the Virgin Mary on a Victoria's Secret receipt. Now that she's hailed as the perpetual virgin, she's living vicariously behind printouts of garters, bustier's and thongs. Devil Virgin! Yeahhhh I got your virgin... in black lace and fine silk hoisting tata's in a push-up.
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#18
RE: Jesus appears on receipt
If that's not a monocle, he's got the DERP eyes going there.
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#19
RE: Jesus appears on receipt
(July 22, 2011 at 11:16 pm)Judas BentHer Wrote:
(July 22, 2011 at 12:19 am)FaithNoMore Wrote: That silly Jesus appears the strangest places. Now's he shown up on a couple's Walmart receipt.
When JC talked about a second coming, I don't think this was what he had in mind.

Not surprising really. Sam Walton was a Christian. Maybe JC has stock in the company.

I'd like to see someone come up with a vision of the Virgin Mary on a Victoria's Secret receipt. Now that she's hailed as the perpetual virgin, she's living vicariously behind printouts of garters, bustier's and thongs. Devil Virgin! Yeahhhh I got your virgin... in black lace and fine silk hoisting tata's in a push-up.



It's been done.

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Heavenly, eh?
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
(July 22, 2011 at 12:19 am)FaithNoMore Wrote: That silly Jesus appears the strangest places. Now's he shown up on a couple's Walmart receipt.

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And guess what? The couple had the receipt for three days before noticing it, right after they came home from church!

Here's a short write up if you please.

Funny how they see Jesus, I see Charles Manson.

Charles manson is a jesus. He committed all the crimes jesus did, but he is still alive.
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