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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 23, 2011 at 7:07 am
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(July 22, 2011 at 1:33 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: (July 22, 2011 at 1:30 am)C Rod Wrote: Yep Rasputin
He was a Christian by the by. Awesome guy. Love him. Totally sexed up all the Russian ladies. And plenty of foreigners.
I think he was in it just to get laid, but damn is he interesting historically. I say he's largely responsible for the revolution. People more historically inclined might say otherthings, but since when did we listen to them? 
I heard Rasputin was hung like a horse or more like an elephant. Hey when you have a c*** that big it attracts attention.
Anyway the image on the receipt looks like Charles Manson. Maybe Charles Manson is Jesus Christ :o
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 23, 2011 at 7:19 am
(July 22, 2011 at 12:19 am)FaithNoMore Wrote: ![[Image: article-1311081452155-0D12798C00000578-2...36x300.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img.metro.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F07%2F19%2Farticle-1311081452155-0D12798C00000578-203677_636x300.jpg)
Funny how they see Jesus, I see Charles Manson.
I see king Leonidas from 300.
Pattern seeking minds at it again.
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 23, 2011 at 7:23 am
woo.. Jesus sure is ugly! 
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 23, 2011 at 9:06 am
(July 23, 2011 at 7:19 am)Ace Otana Wrote: I see king Leonidas from 300.
Pattern seeking minds at it again.
Good that I'm not the only one 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 23, 2011 at 9:32 am
Doesnt really look like this does it?
![[Image: Jesus-Christ+from+Shroud.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_GOUAO0qWKsk%2FTCkbP6gub3I%2FAAAAAAAAAXQ%2FwHFc7Di6f7U%2Fs1600%2FJesus-Christ%2Bfrom%2BShroud.jpg)
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 23, 2011 at 9:35 am
(July 23, 2011 at 9:32 am)leo-rcc Wrote: Doesnt really look like this does it?
Nope, that's the look one gets during surprise buttsecks!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 23, 2011 at 9:55 am
(July 23, 2011 at 9:32 am)leo-rcc Wrote: Doesnt really look like this does it?
I find it rather funny how Christians see jebus as this white guy who wore a bright white cloak who looked very clean and tidy and upstanding. He didn't look anything like that. In fact, that pic there fits the bill.
Ugly, untidy, poor, Asian in decent I would of thought. Nothing like they imagine, then again nothing is like they imagine. Also, him lying and deceiving people as well as getting lippy with the Romans who sentenced him to death for being a pest...pretty much fits his character. Jebus isn't the person they thought he was. Just as Jess (ex lover) isn't half the person I thought she was. Wishful thinking yet again.
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 23, 2011 at 11:00 am
(July 23, 2011 at 2:47 am)Minimalist Wrote: ![[Image: article-0-02C78065000005DC-877_468x601.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2008%2F12%2F12%2Farticle-0-02C78065000005DC-877_468x601.jpg)
Heavenly, eh? Absolutely. One of my personal favorites.
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 23, 2011 at 11:03 am
Does that mean they are blessed to get a refund?
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 23, 2011 at 3:06 pm
No, it means that god endorses Walmart, which is more proof that he is pro slavery.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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