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Jesus appears on receipt
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Jesus appears on receipt
July 22, 2011 at 12:19 am
That silly Jesus appears the strangest places. Now's he shown up on a couple's Walmart receipt.

[Image: article-1311081452155-0D12798C00000578-2...36x300.jpg]

And guess what? The couple had the receipt for three days before noticing it, right after they came home from church!

Here's a short write up if you please.

Funny how they see Jesus, I see Charles Manson.
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 22, 2011 at 12:42 am
I see some guy with a monocle. Certainly not jesus. Think more a young Benjamin Franklin.
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 22, 2011 at 12:45 am
I see Rasputin.

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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 22, 2011 at 1:01 am
Damn, I knew a crazy Russian came to mind when I saw this, I just couldn't remember his name.
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 22, 2011 at 1:05 am
(July 22, 2011 at 12:45 am)Chuck Wrote: I see Rasputin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4LhGx1YP...re=related

And now I do too and cannot make him be something else.
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 22, 2011 at 1:16 am
[Image: _Fearless_Leader__thumb.jpg]


I thought more of Fearless Leader.


Why would those assholes think that jesus was so creepy?
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 22, 2011 at 1:16 am
(July 22, 2011 at 1:05 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:
(July 22, 2011 at 12:45 am)Chuck Wrote: I see Rasputin.


And now I do too and cannot make him be something else.


Damn, I should become evangelical preacher or something.

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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 22, 2011 at 1:30 am
@Chuck: only if you are Russian and perverted like Rasputin Tongue
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 22, 2011 at 1:30 am
Yep Rasputin
"Its not what your looking at that matters, its what you see." -Henry David Thoreau
♪Oh, I get lost in my mind Lost, I get lost I get Lost in my mind Lost in my Mind Yes, I get lost in my mind Lost, I get lost I get lost I get lost Oh, I get♪ -The Head and the Heart
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 22, 2011 at 1:31 am
I saw the monocle too, Sae. Killed it for me.
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