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And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
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http://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/creation...y-literal/
Quote:Creationists mock flat earthers by insisting no one ‘really believes the Bible’s completely literal’ So flat-earth is just crazy but dinosaurs on the ark makes perfect sense, eh fucktards?
Jesus no likey.
Quote:"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Dafuq !!
Creationist heretics !!!! 
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Seriously, in all seriousness, is there NOTHING the supposedly pious won't apostasize over ??
Jesus Fucking Christ, what is Atheist Forums here for again ??? The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Coke or Pepsi?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
 RE: And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
July 17, 2017 at 10:30 pm
(This post was last modified: July 17, 2017 at 10:32 pm by Astonished.)
(July 17, 2017 at 5:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/creation...y-literal/ Or the flood and 600-year-old Noah and the ark itself? Quote: vorlon13 Some small sliver of catharsis, or the idea of it. It does end up creating new veins in our foreheads, though.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
--- There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views. 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Trick question. The answer is Dr. Pepper.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
--- There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views. (July 17, 2017 at 10:30 pm)Astonished Wrote:(July 17, 2017 at 5:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/creation...y-literal/ I have this quaint and archaic idea that a place called Atheist Forums might attract a rather small number of heretics and apostates as folks in that orbit will realize they are NOT on the Lord's side of things and acknowledge that by not cluttering up things here, as they will then not obfuscate the battle(s) between the True Believers and the Atheists. So, what do we actually get? A steady drizzle of nothing but apostates and heretics, and not a True Believer EVER. Shit. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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