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Ham Must Be Starting His Presidential Bid
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Ham Must Be Starting His Presidential Bid
This motherfucker is so stupid that the WLB is really going to have to work to work to fight off his challenge.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/02/creation...nd-giants/

Quote:Creationist Ken Ham: Dinosaurs fought gladiator battles against humans and giants


I mean we have some batshit crazy xristards around here but this guy is hands down the champ.
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RE: Ham Must Be Starting His Presidential Bid
This just popped up on my FB news feed. Pretty hilarious.
Ham should be writing giant monster movies or something. We need some new kaiju films, this man has ideas!
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I've never been sure how far is too far for a Poe to take it. Well now I know. I tip my cap to you, Mr. Ham.
Jesus is like Pinocchio.  He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
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RE: Ham Must Be Starting His Presidential Bid
My favorite thing he's done recently is his 'permanent' campaign to "Take back the rainbow" from teh gayz.

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Notice how he got the order wrong and colors repeat. Not even Roy G Biv can peek his head through that ignorance.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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I'm starting my presidential bid? Why? Did I move to America all of a sudden and they told me all I had to do was make mayo in the back room and then come out and smile to the crowd and say presidential things?
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RE: Ham Must Be Starting His Presidential Bid
(February 17, 2017 at 3:51 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: I'm starting my presidential bid? Why? Did I move to America all of a sudden and they told me all I had to do was make mayo in the back room and then come out and smile to the crowd and say presidential things?

Can I be your national security advisor? I promise not to talk to Russia, cross my heart and hope to die.
The great appear great because we are on our knees. Let us rise!
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Get me some hookers and we have a deal Tongue
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I saw part of his debate with Bill Nye. Most of his argument was "If we evolved rather than being created by God, we would be animals with no purpose. Therefore we were created by God."

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RE: Ham Must Be Starting His Presidential Bid
(February 17, 2017 at 5:52 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Get me some hookers and we have a deal Tongue

Here you go:

The great appear great because we are on our knees. Let us rise!
Big James
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RE: Ham Must Be Starting His Presidential Bid
(February 17, 2017 at 1:15 pm)Minimalist Wrote: This motherfucker is so stupid that the WLB is really going to have to work to work to fight off his challenge.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/02/creation...nd-giants/

Quote:Creationist Ken Ham: Dinosaurs fought gladiator battles against humans and giants


I mean we have some batshit crazy xristards around here but this guy is hands down the champ.

The sad thing is that any Republican, no matter how extremist their views, will win all the states that Trump won, except, perhaps for the Rust Belt and Upper Midwest.
And without delay Peter went quickly out of the synagogue (assembly) and went unto the house of Marcellus, where Simon lodged: and much people followed him...And Peter turned unto the people that followed him and said: Ye shall now see a great and marvellous wonder. And Peter seeing a great dog bound with a strong chain, went to him and loosed him, and when he was loosed the dog received a man's voice and said unto Peter: What dost thou bid me to do, thou servant of the unspeakable and living God? Peter said unto him: Go in and say unto Simon in the midst of his company: Peter saith unto thee, Come forth abroad, for thy sake am I come to Rome, thou wicked one and deceiver of simple souls. And immediately the dog ran and entered in, and rushed into the midst of them that were with Simon, and lifted up his forefeet and in a loud voice said: Thou Simon, Peter the servant of Christ who standeth at the door saith unto thee: Come forth abroad, for thy sake am I come to Rome, thou most wicked one and deceiver of simple souls. And when Simon heard it, and beheld the incredible sight, he lost the words wherewith he was deceiving them that stood by, and all of them were amazed. (The Acts of Peter, 9)
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