time for you to become a Muslim. accept it

[Youwait]

You’re not weird . what there is out there , are different mind sets , different ways of behavior .

Generally speaking if you want to push the buttons of a western mind set you can easily do it by targeting animals . you have to go look somewhere in the 18th century when the West started developing a popular affinity for pets . you get great results in terms of inflaming western mind sets sensibilities by talking bestiality . you can test this . use the scientific method . go out there and talk that shit . eventually you will be banned . so not too much.

A western atheist is a western atheist , basically a catholic based civilization . so your response is normal. Nothing weird about you. You’re fine . in my humble . so relax . your screen name is okay.

Say, do you have funny thoughts about camels ? was it the meat or the camel? -just kidding.

can i be your friend please? No ! okay . but don't say I didn't offer.

[brewer]

Youwait, are you circumcised?

[Joods]

This thread though. LMAO

[Cyberman]

This guy's trying waaay too hard.

[Joods]

Yeah... he may be trying to act funny... but his posts seem otherwise. I dunno... we already have comedians here like that one guy who purports himself to be jesus. Now he's a funny one!

[Thumpalumpacus]

"Off" is over there.

I think you know what to do.

[Rev. Rye]

You know, his first two posts I was willing to accept he was just some Muslim with some very poor ideas about how to convert atheists. But with his more recent, more word salady posts, I'm beginning to think he really is just a troll.

[Brian37]

The Quran

This is in lieu of my introduction post in which I stated I have to convert 7 of you into Islam in order for our mosque imam to let me marry his daughter at a discount dowry .  I will start by teaching you about the quran.pay attention. I don't wanna have to repeat myself . don't upset me .

 The quran is uncreated and on resurrection day it will become flesh like unto pale man and argue with Allah in defense of Muslim if Allah   has half mind about sticking them in hell . Moreover two suras( Chapter in syraic) will become a cloud and a shade respectively . the air is fresh and sweet . Praise be to Allah

Before I teach you about the Quran we need to pick a Quran from the many versions out there . then we’re going to pick a translation that can effectively bridge   language and  cultural barriers from present to as far back as  14 centuries ago without driving you nuts . .

 Now , there’re ten versions of the Quran from which ten  other  versions were concocted . To be fair  though  there’re more than fifty versions and   they all differ from one another . Praise be to Allah the bountiful and creator  of the seven skies  and mucho qurans . but since you’re not Muslims  I’m not going to burden you with all those Qurans . your minds might not be amiable to contradictions  .  I will pick just  one from them . It’s called Othman quran .  why ? allow me to explain.

Othman was one of the so called companion of Qathem Ibn Abed AL Lat ( Mohammed ) and the third Caliph . Othman was butchered on account of accusations of tampering with this very quran named after him. He was refused burial in Muslim symmetry and was buried in a Jewish symmetry according to the Islamic narrative . so either he was Jewish or there were no Jews extant  to object to him getting buried in their cemetery . don't think about that . just forget about it .

 Othman Quran is used in the majority of Muslim countries .most of them but not all of them .best not to get caught with one in Morocco.  in Morocco at a  book exhibition it was ordered removed .

. Othman version was like  the first version to be printed which was in 1694  in Germany. there some translations before that but lets just say  this was commercial deal. The Ottomans initially rejected  the idea of printed Qurans but changed their minds later  . you will be right to say that  printing and Ottoman expansion was behind it. It became wide spread in the last two centuries .800 years preceding that other Quran versions reigned . Othman version is used by Turkey who has sent close to a thousand clerics to man mosques in Germany were islamization efforts are in full swing coupled with anti assimilation efforts .Praise be to Allah the islamizer and ant assimilator

its called Othman Quran but its not Othman Quran, not according to Islamic historical narrative . better get used to that from now . names that are the names . what happened and according to the islamic narrative , Othman collected all the different versions of the quran and burned them except for this one . so that’s why they call it Othman quran . Mind you the oldest copy extant , what they have at the museum is a copy of copy of alleged Othman quran and that copy has pages missing . but its Othman quran and you better not argue with me about . okay . don't upset me . just be nice okay > i want to get married .

Listen this business of burning books and stuff is just a ploy by Allah the most merciful and beneficent , the destroyer .  What Othman burned were a whole load of Syriac  and Aramaic manuscripts that Qathem Ibn Abed Lat (pBuh)  had hidden .

Back to what I was saying . Turn to the back page of Othman quran and it says   this quran is according to the narration of Hafs Ibn Suliman , who took it form the narration of Asim Ibn Najood who in turn took it from Abi Abed Al Rahman who in turn took his narration from a group of four who are : Othman, Ali Ibn  Abi Talib , Zayd Ibn Thabit and Obey Ibn Kaab” , who in turn took their directly from Mr. Qathem Ibn Abed AL Lat .

So from this you can say the Quran was transmission deal no different from so called haddith . secondly that group of four person were not who Qathem said to take the quran from except for Obey Ibn Kaab .But Abed AL Rhaman said he didn’t take his from Obey but rather Ali Ibn Abi Talib.

So Othman quran is credited to Othman who did not narrate it and the series of transmitters  originate with someone who Qathem (pBuH) did not direct to take the quran from .

 This how Allah confounds the minds of kafirs and infidels , praise be to him
Excuse me I have to go to the bathroom . please wait for me . I shall return . prepare yourself to become a Muslim in the meantime.

Yea ok, I really want to think this post was sarcastic, but considering you just got here, and we do have trolls hit and run, not sure what to make of this giant wall of text.

But just like Christians, if you came in here thinking the atheists here simply roll over and submit like lost puppies, you are in for a shock.

[WinterHold]

I smell some pretty nasty arrogant accent, that covers -in my opinion- a very very sick and weak personality. Get a life.
Look here; for example:

This is in lieu of my introduction post in which I stated I have to convert 7 of you into Islam in order for our mosque imam to let me marry his daughter at a discount dowry .  I will start by teaching you about the quran.pay attention. I don't wanna have to repeat myself . don't upset me .

Now you seriously expect me to just believe you?
I mean; if I assumed you what you're saying is true; then you're horny. Moreover you're treating a noble, heavenly message sent by the creator of this whole world as a "personal property" you own.

"Guiding" people to this faith is not a "personal property" you own. It's a personal property only God owns:

Sura 10, Page 220, The Quran:
( 100 )   And it is not for a soul to believe except by permission of Allah, and He will place defilement upon those who will not use reason.

So who are you again?
You seem to know the mind of God in advance!

But no wonder, a Hadith believer =Sunni or Shiite=.
I mean, you believe the Quran will become flesh, You obviously read God's mind.

Never ask why Muslims are in the bottom of the barrel.

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You know, his first two posts I was willing to accept he was just some Muslim with some very poor ideas about how to convert atheists. But with his more recent, more word salady posts, I'm beginning to think he really is just a troll.

He is a troll.
Read his post.

[Joods]

I don't wanna read it again. Reading it the first time caused my head to hurt.