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Poll: Who is closer to Jesus?
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Bible Belt
16.67%
1 16.67%
Vatican
83.33%
5 83.33%
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Bible Belt vs. Vatican
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RE: Bible Belt vs. Vatican
(September 14, 2017 at 11:09 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I live in the Babble Belt. They should be glad atheists, Muslims, Buddhists, etc., exist. Otherwise they'd be at each other's throats. Seriously. I saw a Baptist church buy the land that lead to a Pentecostal church and build a brick wall across the road. A few weeks later the Baptist church burned down.

Was there a connection between the wall and the fire? Like the fire engine couldn't get to the church to put the fire out because the wall was in the way?

Also, wouldn't there have been an easement or something legally protecting the Pentecostal church's access road?
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RE: Bible Belt vs. Vatican
(September 14, 2017 at 11:15 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote:
(September 14, 2017 at 11:09 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I live in the Babble Belt. They should be glad atheists, Muslims, Buddhists, etc., exist. Otherwise they'd be at each other's throats. Seriously. I saw a Baptist church buy the land that lead to a Pentecostal church and build a brick wall across the road. A few weeks later the Baptist church burned down.

Was there a connection between the wall and the fire?  Like the fire engine couldn't get to the church to put the fire out because the wall was in the way?

Also, wouldn't there have been an easement or something legally protecting the Pentecostal church's access road?

The Baptist church built the wall. The arson was never pinned on the Pentecostals, wink, wink. As for an easement, the Pentecostals assumed that was a public road when it was actually a tractor road, created by the guy who sold them the land.
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#13
RE: Bible Belt vs. Vatican
(September 12, 2017 at 5:44 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Bible Belt because I never attended a good Catholic Potluck

Well, that's because in a catholic pot luck you never know which priest or brother is cumming up your arse.
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#14
RE: Bible Belt vs. Vatican
like that's a bad thing ??

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#15
RE: Bible Belt vs. Vatican
I am going with the Vatican.

That is because Jesus literally appears on the alters and in the priests hands.

So yeah
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#16
RE: Bible Belt vs. Vatican
(September 14, 2017 at 12:16 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote:
(September 12, 2017 at 5:44 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Bible Belt because I never attended a good Catholic Potluck

Well, that's because in a catholic pot luck you never know which priest or brother is cumming up your arse.

Wow! I will never think about green jello with mini marshmallows the same!
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#17
RE: Bible Belt vs. Vatican
(September 14, 2017 at 5:02 pm)Europa! Wrote: I am going with the Vatican.

That is because Jesus literally appears on the alters and in the priests hands.

So yeah

I thought you claimed to be agnostic?

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RE: Bible Belt vs. Vatican
He also claimed that there might be merit in systematically identifying non christians such Roman Catholics, so....
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