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Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?

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Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
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Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 22, 2017 at 10:54 am
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 22, 2017 at 11:04 am
(September 22, 2017 at 10:54 am)TheMissingLink Wrote: see subject

By welcoming them into the intro forum so they can tell us all about hem.

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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 22, 2017 at 11:05 am (This post was last modified: September 22, 2017 at 11:06 am by Edwardo Piet.)
If you're my new and first god I wouldn't praise you and you'd understand why.

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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 22, 2017 at 12:18 pm
Oh worshipful Turtleyness, I beseech thee to heal my rash !!!
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 22, 2017 at 12:22 pm
"Go shit in your hat, oh lord."
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 22, 2017 at 12:23 pm (This post was last modified: September 22, 2017 at 12:24 pm by Crossless2.0.)
Vorlon, my sun and moon!

Ok, mostly moon.

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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 22, 2017 at 12:28 pm (This post was last modified: September 22, 2017 at 12:28 pm by Court Jester.)
I text you dirty pictures.
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 22, 2017 at 12:37 pm
You all are totally doing this thread wrong.

TPAM:
I praise you by reading endless passages from Hillary Clinton's latest book.
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 22, 2017 at 2:37 pm
By sharing pictures of cats and plotting against enemies.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 22, 2017 at 6:28 pm
Constant genuflecting and drooling.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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