Quote:why did he need a tree to give him what he already had?
The dog needed someplace to piss and the fire hydrant would not be invented for thousands of years.
what Was the Tree of Life For?
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Quote:why did he need a tree to give him what he already had? The dog needed someplace to piss and the fire hydrant would not be invented for thousands of years.
Reminds me of the old joke about seeing lovers' initials carved into a tree, and wondering why it's considered romantic when clearly one of them carried a knife.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(November 10, 2017 at 11:18 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: if Adam was created immortal, why did he need a tree to give him what he already had? To let us know when Ragnarok* was about to start. D'uh. *When the Ice Giants come down off of Cori Celesti to get their lawnmower back.
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Home (November 10, 2017 at 4:40 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote:(November 10, 2017 at 4:38 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Things can still taste good, even if you don't need to eat it to survive, presumably. Hook yourself up to an IV for nutrients, and you won't have to eat anymore, but you'll still miss the taste of food. Sure. I mean, this is Eden. It's not like you would have to work for anything, so the main joy they'd get out of life is simple pleasures like taste.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html RE: what Was the Tree of Life For?
November 10, 2017 at 6:08 pm
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The rabbinic concept of eden, and the subsequent fall..is precisely that. An idea that we once lived in a garden of pleasure free from pain and work and want, and it all got fucked up. I think that christian tradition loses that..both on how they conceptualize eden, life, and the restoration of man through salvation to his intended state. This was, ironically, due to the stoic influence of hellenism, a culture that christians today conceive as one of wanton and forbidden lusts.
Islam, hilariously, gets it right. There will be orgies and animated sex dolls in jannah...just like there were in eden. What else do we imagine eve was meant to have been?
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(November 10, 2017 at 3:50 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote:(November 10, 2017 at 11:18 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: if Adam was created immortal, why did he need a tree to give him what he already had? Did you get a good look at Eve?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
RE: what Was the Tree of Life For?
November 11, 2017 at 12:19 am
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(November 10, 2017 at 5:23 pm)Wololo Wrote:(November 10, 2017 at 11:18 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: if Adam was created immortal, why did he need a tree to give him what he already had? Now that's how you retell a myth! Interestingly, Norse mythology also has a tree with life-extending apples -- and it's the Norse gods who have the tree, as They're not immortal. Every Yule I put up a garland of little plastic apples, painted gold like the ones from Idunna's tree. (November 10, 2017 at 1:38 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Looking for reason in the story is like searching for a penis at a female prison. Thin on the ground, and if you find one it's bound to be disappointing. And if you find one, it's bound to be as phony as a dildo. That's all christian apologetics is. Why do you think they feel the need to apologize?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
God is such a troll.
It reminds me of when he punished the snake by saying "You will crawl on your belly for the rest of your days" - not much of a punishment for a snake really is it? |
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