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What are you making for Thanksgiving dinner?
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The wife was all over me to smoke one of our turkeys. I wasn't having it. Then it turns out that leaving it in the freezer for over a year wasn't such a good idea, and I got off the hook. Trash pick up is Monday. That's gonna be nice and ripe by then.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 (November 22, 2017 at 10:36 pm)Fireball Wrote: The wife was all over me to smoke one of our turkeys. I wasn't having it. Then it turns out that leaving it in the freezer for over a year wasn't such a good idea, and I got off the hook. Trash pick up is Monday. That's gonna be nice and ripe by then. Thanks for the best laugh of the day.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
(November 22, 2017 at 11:09 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:(November 22, 2017 at 10:36 pm)Fireball Wrote: The wife was all over me to smoke one of our turkeys. I wasn't having it. Then it turns out that leaving it in the freezer for over a year wasn't such a good idea, and I got off the hook. Trash pick up is Monday. That's gonna be nice and ripe by then. Just let me go on record with the fact that I didn't buy that turkey. She got it cheap last year by buying a bunch of other groceries, and just left it in the freezer. It should have been cooked many months ago.  Gonna have to put a Shell No-Pest Strip™ in the barrel to keep the fly population down. It was 80+º today, so they'll be out in force, doing what they do best.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 (November 22, 2017 at 10:29 pm)Cecelia Wrote: I'm not cooking anything, because most people like food to be edible. Nice to know I'm not the only poor pussy whipped bastard.  (November 22, 2017 at 9:19 pm)Whateverist Wrote:(November 22, 2017 at 8:35 pm)energizer bunny Wrote: Pernil, arroz con gandules y platanos maduros.  Never mentioned this user. I guess you were being humorous??? (November 23, 2017 at 12:03 am)Fireball Wrote:(November 22, 2017 at 11:09 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Thanks for the best laugh of the day. What did the flies ever do to you? Can't they be thankful and hungry also?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
(November 23, 2017 at 3:40 am)energizer bunny Wrote:(November 22, 2017 at 9:19 pm)Whateverist Wrote: I hope you didn't just suggest Divinity's breasts were like plantains. That wouldn't be so nice especially after all the shit she hears from that bitch her ex hooked up with. Yes, sorry not to have made that clear. Pretty sure everyone knows you're too nice guy to have said that. 
Ok, our litte Thanksgiving potluck is back on!
Making chicken schnitzel with homemade gravy, kloesse, which are like mashed potato dumplings, and red cabbage. I'm also providing fresh rolls and both, glüwein which is spiced wine with rum or fruit juice, and some gewernstemeiner white wine. Others are bringining sweet potatoes, green beens, a selection of beer, and a couple of deserts. I hope this very non traditional feast turns out ok. Happy Thanksgiving stateside folks!
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?”
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead RE: What are you making for Thanksgiving dinner?
November 23, 2017 at 10:06 am
(This post was last modified: November 23, 2017 at 10:15 am by brewer.)
Well, the day has come and we're headed to the casino. Probably the native american one. Ya know, that whole reparations chestnut. hehehe
Edit: I wanted to add a really bad joke and then stopped. So unlike me. What's happening?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
(November 23, 2017 at 8:11 am)mh.brewer Wrote:(November 23, 2017 at 12:03 am)Fireball Wrote: Just let me go on record with the fact that I didn't buy that turkey. She got it cheap last year by buying a bunch of other groceries, and just left it in the freezer. It should have been cooked many months ago. Oh, they can have it! That's their nature. But we're bound to get some in the house, and that's annoying as hell.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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