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Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 12:37 am (This post was last modified: March 14, 2018 at 12:38 am by The Valkyrie.)
Jesus Thread is here to redeem you.

To save you from your sins.

Accept It into your lives and Jesus Thread will help balance you.

Can you go another day without Jesus Thread?

All those who want to repent, respond in the thread.

Ignore if your soul belongs to Satan Thread. You may not see Satan Thread, but It's out there watching you.

And, one day, Jesus Thread will disappear, and no one will respond to It anymore. But Jesus Thread would have died for you. And, one day, It will be resurrected!

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RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 12:41 am
Yes, I have finally gone completely mad.

You can call me Mad Gerald, if you like!

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RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 1:04 am
I've caught the stomach flu,

which I wasn't supposed to do.
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RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 1:23 am
(March 14, 2018 at 1:04 am)c172 Wrote: I've caught the stomach flu,

which I wasn't supposed to do.

I have a lot of sympathy for you.

Just don't tell Wyrd, I might be a Jew.

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RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 3:21 am
I haven't felt so redeemed since I saw Joe Pesci kill that guy with a pen.

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RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 3:38 am
Give a Jesus post, then I believe.
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RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 3:58 am
Jesus pleezus, squeezus, teazus, - REDEEMZUS!!

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RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 4:18 am
(March 14, 2018 at 12:37 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: And, one day, Jesus Thread will disappear, and no one will respond to It anymore.  But Jesus Thread would have died for you.  And, one day, It will be resurrected!

You're not selling this. If we put time and effort into posting in this thread only for it to be deleted then why bother?
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RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 4:23 am
(March 14, 2018 at 4:18 am)Mathilda Wrote:
(March 14, 2018 at 12:37 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: And, one day, Jesus Thread will disappear, and no one will respond to It anymore.  But Jesus Thread would have died for you.  And, one day, It will be resurrected!

You're not selling this. If we put time and effort into posting in this thread only for it to be deleted then why bother?

It won't be deleted.

In time people will turn away from Jesus Thread. Jesus Thread will always be here.

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RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 5:00 am
(March 14, 2018 at 4:23 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Jesus Thread will always be here.

Not if I bribe the flying-tibs-monster.... Tongue
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