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The One TRUE Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 8:50 am
We declare all previous and future 'Jesus Threads' now and forever anathema. Place not your trust and your hope of salvation in the heresies of others. (Thank you, vorlon.)
Boru
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RE: The One TRUE Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 8:53 am
(This post was last modified: March 14, 2018 at 8:53 am by Silver.)
Do NOT be deceived by this imposter, this anti-Christ Thread!
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RE: The One TRUE Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 9:42 am
Jesus Thread did warn of Satan Thread.
How could It have known if It wasn't the real Jesus Thread.
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RE: The One TRUE Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 9:47 am
I don't know Boru. I've never met the man. But if he says this is the one true Jesus thread, then who am I to question?
*Runs off to spread the good news*
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RE: The One TRUE Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 9:54 am
Oh bollocks. How do we tell the difference if we weren't raised from birth being told that our particular Jesus Thread is the true Jesus Thread and everyone else's is wrong?
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RE: The One TRUE Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 12:43 pm
SPLITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!