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The One TRUE Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 8:50 am
We declare all previous and future 'Jesus Threads' now and forever anathema. Place not your trust and your hope of salvation in the heresies of others. (Thank you, vorlon.)
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: The One TRUE Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 8:53 am
(This post was last modified: March 14, 2018 at 8:53 am by Foxaèr.)
Do NOT be deceived by this imposter, this anti-Christ Thread!
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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RE: The One TRUE Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 9:42 am
Jesus Thread did warn of Satan Thread.
How could It have known if It wasn't the real Jesus Thread.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: The One TRUE Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 9:47 am
I don't know Boru. I've never met the man. But if he says this is the one true Jesus thread, then who am I to question?
*Runs off to spread the good news*
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RE: The One TRUE Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 9:54 am
Oh bollocks. How do we tell the difference if we weren't raised from birth being told that our particular Jesus Thread is the true Jesus Thread and everyone else's is wrong?
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RE: The One TRUE Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 12:43 pm
SPLITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!