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Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
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Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
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For comedy relief at the expense of the pseudo-christian, add your
favorite Bronze and Iron Age JESUS QUOTE to this thread!

Pseudo-christians, you can play too, okay?





Jesus specifically stated, to wit: “But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, 
and slay them before me.” (Luke 19:27)  Parable or not, this KILLING statement is directly stated by Jesus, period!

Wait a minute!  In how Jesus is featured above, is this the ever loving and forgiving Jesus that pseudo-christians 
like to proffer to gain more adherents to their primitive belief?  NOT!  Can you spell H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E-S?

Bad, bad, bad Jesus!  LOL


Just think of the inept mind set that still follows this primitive cult in the 21st century?  Sad



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#2
RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
"Man, that guy 21stCenturyIconoclast is kind of a dick."

- Jesus, probably.
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RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
Dude. You need a hobby.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
Just think of the inept mind set that feels the need to rant, and rant, and rant.................

Jesus 2.0
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
"Jodete, hijo de puta!"

Oh, thought you meant mexican jesus
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RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
(December 28, 2016 at 4:18 pm).FatAndFaithless Wrote: Dude. You need a hobby.



FatAndFaithless,


Uh, with your 5756 posts in 2 1/2 years, which equals 6 posts per day, who needs a hobby?  Please, don't make it so easy for me, okay?  LOL

Kids are so easy to own in this forum because they leave themselves wide open to reverse ridicule.  Sad




NEXT?



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RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
(December 28, 2016 at 4:49 pm)21stCenturyIconoclast Wrote:
(December 28, 2016 at 4:18 pm).FatAndFaithless Wrote: Dude. You need a hobby.



FatAndFaithless,


Uh, with your 5756 posts in 2 1/2 years, which equals 6 posts per day, who needs a hobby?  Please, don't make it so easy for me, okay?  LOL

Kids are so easy to own in this forum because they leave themselves wide open to reverse ridicule.  Sad




NEXT?



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..Is that supposed to be a compliment?  Thanks!
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
(December 28, 2016 at 4:32 pm).mh.brewer Wrote: Just think of the inept mind set that feels the need to rant, and rant, and rant.................

Jesus 2.0


mh.brewer,

Well, someone has to rant against the pseudo-christian mind set in an ATHEISTS FORUM, because you certainly can't do it, but only to make 
puerile  "side-line" nibbler comments!  LOL  Kids, ya gotta love em!


NEXT?


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#9
RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
D'aw, you're so sweet to me, Century.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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#10
RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
"I have not come to bring peace, but a sword." Matthew 10:34.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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