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Doonesbury Trashes Evangelical Hypocrites
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RE: Doonesbury Trashes Evangelical Hypocrites
May 6, 2018 at 1:02 am
Ssh.  He has his fairy tales.  He's a happy lad.
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RE: Doonesbury Trashes Evangelical Hypocrites
May 6, 2018 at 11:47 am
(May 5, 2018 at 11:18 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:
(May 5, 2018 at 10:57 pm)Fireball Wrote: No shame. I remember when Billy excoriated Jim Bakker for his transgressions, only to be found out later, and crying on cue, saying, "I have sinned against you!".

Huggy, you are never going to win in a war of wits with the worthies here. I will say that you are the best pigeon in the ultimate game of pigeon chess. It gives me no joy to say that, BTW. I pity you.

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Lol, 'let me hurl lame insults then put on ignore'...

Which is odd since I haven't said so much as two words to this person.

Atheists acting cowardly as usual.

Looks like I forgot to turn the ignormatron on. We've had dialog before, so I don't know where the "two words" BS comes from.
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RE: Doonesbury Trashes Evangelical Hypocrites
May 6, 2018 at 11:52 am
Quote:Lol, 'let me hurl lame insults then put on ignore'...
Insults yes . lame nope .


Quote:Which is odd since I haven't said so much as two words to this person.
You have argued with fireball  Dodgy


Quote:Atheists acting cowardly as usual.
Lol Atheists bored of dealing with your disingenuous bullshit
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RE: Doonesbury Trashes Evangelical Hypocrites
May 6, 2018 at 12:12 pm
(May 3, 2018 at 1:47 pm)Drich Wrote:
(April 23, 2018 at 2:29 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: But it helps.  Tongue

According to Jesus the less you know the happier you can be. Think of children and what they know of God. they know God is, and that's it. Jesus often times point to children and their level of faith as the bar great intellects must obtain.

Because it's so much easier to convince children to just believe. Santa Clause, The Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny.... 

Ring a bell? Also - children naturally want to please their parents so if the parents say there's a god, it must be true. We call this ........




























wait for it...........





































I think you already know..............







































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RE: Doonesbury Trashes Evangelical Hypocrites
May 6, 2018 at 12:14 pm
No offence to the evangelicals, but, yeah, that thing is an absolute mess.
But your individuality and your present need will be swept away by change, 
and what you now ardently desire will one day become the object of abhorrence. 
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RE: Doonesbury Trashes Evangelical Hypocrites
May 6, 2018 at 12:53 pm (This post was last modified: May 6, 2018 at 1:01 pm by Huggy Bear.)
(May 6, 2018 at 11:47 am)Fireball Wrote:
(May 5, 2018 at 11:18 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: Lol, 'let me hurl lame insults then put on ignore'...

Which is odd since I haven't said so much as two words to this person.

Atheists acting cowardly as usual.

Looks like I forgot to turn the ignormatron on. We've had dialog before, so I don't know where the "two words" BS comes from.

It comes from this very thread...


I haven't addressed you in any way shape or form, yet you want to put me on ignore, which makes no sense in that context, unless you simply can't stand to see your fellow atheist get their arguments wrecked by a so-called "pigeon"...

I mean i'ts kind of been demonstrated that the best debater on this forum by consensus, doesn't realize that there is a difference between a  word like 'headstone" (a noun) and "head stone" (an adjective used to describe a noun).

So believe me when I say; I understand that you want to hold on to your fantasy of atheists being smarter than theists, I mean if a "pigeon" is right about everything else, there just may be a possibility he's right about God...

Unthinkable  right?

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RE: Doonesbury Trashes Evangelical Hypocrites
May 6, 2018 at 12:59 pm
(May 4, 2018 at 11:29 am)Khemikal Wrote: -and here I was hoping that it was simple confusion of terms used in masonry, lol.  That..I would understand.  Our heads are at the top..so when we see the word headstone maybe we think it's at the top, and conflate that with a capstone...as our bud here so blatantly did, even substituting the two terms for each other.

Nope...turns out there;s an elaborate fantasy complex underpinning and facilitating that.  Fuckin turtles alllllll the way down.  Wink

Or in huggy's case, turtles all the way up!
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RE: Doonesbury Trashes Evangelical Hypocrites
May 6, 2018 at 1:01 pm
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RE: Doonesbury Trashes Evangelical Hypocrites
May 6, 2018 at 1:02 pm
(May 3, 2018 at 1:47 pm)Drich Wrote:
(April 23, 2018 at 2:29 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: But it helps.  Tongue

According to Jesus the less you know the happier you can be. Think of children and what they know of God. they know God is, and that's it. Jesus often times point to children and their level of faith as the bar great intellects must obtain.

I have been through a lot of sermons in my day, but I have never heard that passage be used so out of context.
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RE: Doonesbury Trashes Evangelical Hypocrites
May 6, 2018 at 1:05 pm
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