The totally obnoxious, desperate, almost loving, Rep Whore thread
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The totally obnoxious, desperate, almost loving, Rep Whore thread
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 (May 25, 2018 at 9:55 pm)Kit Wrote:(May 25, 2018 at 9:52 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I don't think I like that kind of hippy, or what they're smokin. Road Kill? Another dogs ass? For our male it's any female in heat. He loses his mind. Does this drool-teeth chatter thing when he sniffs their pee. Before him I always thought that was just a crude bar joke.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
 RE: The totally obnoxious, desperate, almost loving, Rep Whore thread
May 25, 2018 at 10:03 pm
(This post was last modified: May 25, 2018 at 10:04 pm by Foxaèr.)
I don't know if I could own a dog. I'd always be questioning the dog's love: do you really love me or are you just being a dog?
With cats, it's so much simpler: you're ignoring me. Yeah, you love me. (May 25, 2018 at 10:03 pm)Kit Wrote: I don't know if I could own a dog. I'd always be questioning the dog's love: do you really love me or are you just being a dog? Cat thinks, this guy scoops my shit, that's true love. I should make a fur ball for him.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
Mine shows his love by ripping into me! The more blood, the stronger the love!
Orientals aren't for everyone though. Must have tough skin!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (May 25, 2018 at 9:59 pm)chimp3 Wrote:(May 25, 2018 at 9:55 pm)Kit Wrote: Do dogs have the canine equivalent of the feline catnip?My dog sniffs out and eats cat shit! Cat food has a higher fat content, which is passed out from the body, mostly undigested. Dogs treat it like Almond Roca, according to my vet. Since we started giving our 17 year old Maltese wet food to get her to eat, the Dachshund/Beagle mix we rescued is now snarfing down the Maltese's shit. We have a shit-eating dog.  I guess it makes the yard easier to clean.  We have two adult sons living in our house; they are my slaves and have to scoop up the dog squeezins, so I'm not certain how much easier it is. I don't do any gardening or pooper-scooper work at my house. Those slaves take care of those details. 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
I hear ya!
That's why cat's make better pets. You never catch a cat hoeing into a dog turd! lol! (but I do find headless mice around ...yuck!)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  
Well, I didn't get you to 120 but I got you over it. I'm 121.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein (May 25, 2018 at 10:52 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I hear ya! I'm deathly allergic to cats. You can have mine. BTW, if any pet bit me, there wouldn't be a repeat. You're way too tolerant, IMO.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Can we stop talking about dogs and cat shit and get back to the serious business of giving me reps? Come on, I am being as crass as I can and still i’ve gotten not a single new rep.
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The totally obnoxious, desperate, almost loving, Rep Whore thread
