Let's start some conspiracy theories.

[Mr.Obvious]

Toy story was a government plant to get us subconsciously used to toys moving on their own. Every year, this way, on average 18.000 camera's are planted into american households through remote controlled G.I. Joe's, barbies, hot wheels and furbies.

[Rhondazvous]

I was lied too, that old man from Nantucket was from Alpha Century.

He'd have to be a very old man.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The Neighborhood Surveillance Office is commonly known as the United States Postal Service. Ever wonder what they're REALLY doing when they wander around the neighborhood?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

There is a super-secret worldwide cabal of Jews who are gradually implementing their insidious plan of wishing they really DID control the media.

Boru

[Crossless2.0]

A talking owl is reputed to have finally discovered the number of licks needed to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop. However, on his way to an interview with a NY Times reporter in which it is said he would have revealed the long-held corporate secret, his vehicle went off a cliff in a single-car accident that police are calling 'suspicious'.

Rumors of the owl's discovery shook the stock market in Candyland and resulted in early volatility and price drops. When news of the owl's death broke, stability returned and, by day's end of trading, shares of Tootsie-Pops finished up a half-percent. Some industry critics have suggested that the candy makers orchestrated the alleged accident to protect stock values in advance of a proposed merger between Tootsie-Pop and the Fruit Roll-Up company, but as yet no firm evidence has been presented.

A spokesman for the Tootsie-Pop company declined to answer reporters' question and issued a brief statement instead: "Our thoughts and prayers are with Mr. Owl's family and loved ones. Obviously, this is a tragic event, but suggestions that our company or anyone affiliated with it might have been responsible for what was -- after all -- an unfortunate accident are irresponsible, unfounded, and unacceptable."

Meanwhile, bewildered and grieving friends are left to ponder the fate of a fowl many hail as a hero. "Mr. Owl was a tireless champion for curious but undisciplined children throughout the world, and now he's gone," said Green M&M. "I don't know if the rumors about his death are true, but it makes you wonder."

Police have released no details due to the ongoing nature of the investigation. Asked whether there was any indication of foul play, police spokesman Sgt. James "Slim Jim" Hershey said, "We're doing everything in our power to get to the bottom of this. But the world may never know."

[Anomalocaris]

The Illuminati’s are behind the latest communist plot to replace good American old coal fired light bulbs with socialist solar powered LEDs.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

In 1941 Senator Gerald P. Nye chaired a committee to investigate the possible Jewish control of Hollywood studios. This was based on the fact that movies showed the English in a favorable light. (Ward Bond played a seriously serious Nazi.)  They met in Sept. and adjourned when it was discovered that none of the committee members had seen ANY of the movies under suspicion. The committee was scheduled to reconvene in January of 1942. Didn't happen for some reason or other. Police are call it "suspicious".