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IF You Are Wondering Why There Are So Many Fucking Assholes in Alabama
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IF You Are Wondering Why There Are So Many Fucking Assholes in Alabama
August 22, 2018 at 9:17 pm
just watch this 16th century fucktard and watch the heads nod when he speaks about "witchcraft."


https://www.rawstory.com/2018/08/watch-a...e-country/

Quote:Alabama pastor speaks in tongues demanding prayers for Trump because ‘witchcraft’s trying to take this country over’

Fucking idiots.
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RE: IF You Are Wondering Why There Are So Many Fucking Assholes in Alabama
August 22, 2018 at 9:26 pm
Unfortunately my state is far from respectable. Maybe not the worst, but definitely not the best. We've got a nice lake, though, as well as a great football team or two.
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RE: IF You Are Wondering Why There Are So Many Fucking Assholes in Alabama
August 22, 2018 at 9:26 pm
Wait, did he make the demand in tongues? Does Raw Story have a reporter fluent in Tongues?
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RE: IF You Are Wondering Why There Are So Many Fucking Assholes in Alabama
August 22, 2018 at 11:01 pm (This post was last modified: August 22, 2018 at 11:02 pm by Minimalist.)
Is anyone fluent in "tongues?"


Other than Stormy Daniels?
(August 22, 2018 at 9:26 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Unfortunately my state is far from respectable. Maybe not the worst, but definitely not the best. We've got a nice lake, though, as well as a great football team or two.

Unluckily, I can't stand football, either.
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RE: IF You Are Wondering Why There Are So Many Fucking Assholes in Alabama
August 22, 2018 at 11:09 pm
Start a rumour that the witches have already won and that the WLB is the product of their spell.  (Bonus points if the spell is in русский язык.)   Tongue
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RE: IF You Are Wondering Why There Are So Many Fucking Assholes in Alabama
August 22, 2018 at 11:11 pm
Could we try and not piss off the Alabamians who voted Doug Jones into the Senate ???
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RE: IF You Are Wondering Why There Are So Many Fucking Assholes in Alabama
August 22, 2018 at 11:18 pm
Yeah, at least we voted in Doug instead of roy. Even if Doug isn't the most progressive candidate around.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

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http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: IF You Are Wondering Why There Are So Many Fucking Assholes in Alabama
August 22, 2018 at 11:37 pm
(August 22, 2018 at 11:18 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Yeah, at least we voted in Doug instead of roy. Even if Doug isn't the most progressive candidate around.

How is a hypothetical Alabamian Democrat who thinks Nancy Pelosi is a conservative going to get elected and/or re-elected in Alabama??

Why are so many folks unalterably opposed to running viable candidates in appropriate state elections ??

90% of what they want is doable, and if they can't accept it, they're fine with fucking 0% ??
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RE: IF You Are Wondering Why There Are So Many Fucking Assholes in Alabama
August 22, 2018 at 11:53 pm
(August 22, 2018 at 11:09 pm)Astreja Wrote: Start a rumour that the witches have already won and that the WLB is the product of their spell.  (Bonus points if the spell is in русский язык.)   Tongue

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RE: IF You Are Wondering Why There Are So Many Fucking Assholes in Alabama
August 23, 2018 at 12:39 am
(August 22, 2018 at 11:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 22, 2018 at 11:09 pm)Astreja Wrote: Start a rumour that the witches have already won and that the WLB is the product of their spell.  (Bonus points if the spell is in русский язык.)   Tongue

Funny letters?

Oh, the alphabets we could use!  A few sample messages:

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कुनै पनि समयमा पार्किङ छैन

አንድ መጠን ሁሉንም ይዛመዳል

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