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I am become German, destroyer of sausages.

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I am become German, destroyer of sausages.
I_am_not_mafia Offline
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I am become German, destroyer of sausages.
October 20, 2018 at 1:13 pm (This post was last modified: October 20, 2018 at 1:13 pm by I_am_not_mafia.)
Received my German passport today.

How should I celebrate?
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RE: I am become German, destroyer of sausages.
October 20, 2018 at 1:16 pm
Beer.
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RE: I am become German, destroyer of sausages.
October 20, 2018 at 1:18 pm
(October 20, 2018 at 1:16 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Beer.

Natürlich mein amerikanischer Freund!
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RE: I am become German, destroyer of sausages.
October 20, 2018 at 2:30 pm
(October 20, 2018 at 1:16 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Beer.

Bier! FTFY!
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RE: I am become German, destroyer of sausages.
October 20, 2018 at 2:32 pm (This post was last modified: October 20, 2018 at 2:33 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(October 20, 2018 at 1:13 pm)Mathilda Wrote: Received my German passport today.

How should I celebrate?

Invade Poland?

This time they may even deserve it.
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RE: I am become German, destroyer of sausages.
October 20, 2018 at 2:36 pm
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RE: I am become German, destroyer of sausages.
October 20, 2018 at 2:40 pm
Americanize your last name. 

Shit, that's me. Germanaize your last name.
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RE: I am become German, destroyer of sausages.
October 20, 2018 at 2:40 pm
(October 20, 2018 at 1:18 pm)Mathilda Wrote:
(October 20, 2018 at 1:16 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Beer.

Natürlich mein amerikanischer Freund!

Heading out to belgium then?
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RE: I am become German, destroyer of sausages.
October 20, 2018 at 2:41 pm
(October 20, 2018 at 1:13 pm)Mathilda Wrote: Received my German passport today.

How should I celebrate?

Come visit!
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RE: I am become German, destroyer of sausages.
October 20, 2018 at 4:05 pm (This post was last modified: October 20, 2018 at 4:06 pm by Deesse23.)
(October 20, 2018 at 1:13 pm)Mathilda Wrote: Received my German passport today.

How should I celebrate?

*respectfully hands over Mathilda the ceremonial dish, while, in the background, a human sacrifice is being commenced. Of course with participation of an english person*
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