How do atheists do life?

[Anomalocaris]

I find the church in my life indispensable.

I grew up in the same church..around  the same people, the same happy and joyful families.

The same families are there..and the boys and girls I grew up with now have a few little  boys and girls of their own.

Every sunday we congregate for fellowship, and faith. We have an identity. We are Christians.

We'll listen to Pastor Phillip get up on the altar and preach the word of God.

After service we will all go out and socialize. The men (that includes me and the fellas) will go to one corner and talk about sports, guns, whiskey, cigars politics (we all love the Trumpeter!). Obviously none of it fit talk for ladies.

The ladies..are a real show. Dressed in their sunday best, they go to another corner and talk about..oh  I don't know.... fashion, flowers, their children, their men...you know..typical girl talk

Then the boys and girls will be outside..the boys playing tag and touch football, and the girls skip a rope and ( he loves me.. he loves me not). Why just last Sunday I saw little Billy Turner get down one knee to Elizabeth Wilksley. He had a bouquet of dandelions, daffodils and wild honeysuckle as a gift to her. Two little charmers who don't know what trouble can come of love  .

See the thing is..there is a lot of life, love and growth in a faith community. How do you atheists have it?

Now I don't wanna tar all ungodly folk with the same brush but I've done a bit of online research and seen all the manner of trouble non believers can get into.

The male atheists Ive heard tend to drink up a storm and get in fights, acting like drunkards and fools. The young atheist women...well lets just say they aren't the kind of girl any man would want to take home to meet his mother.

I think the reason for atheist sadness/bummy behavior is that they can't cope with life without God. If life is sad..or life gets you down and you don't have God...seems the only solution for folks is to drink, smoke, despair or masturbate to pornography the whole live long day.

Please enlighten me.

Thanks y'all.

My life is hard. In fact I don’t know why my life would even be worth living if it weren’t for the grace of being infinitely better than you.

[no one]

I start off by bathing in baby blood. Then ground up the carcasses and add them to the massive amounts of crack I smoke. I go and brutalize and mug little old ladies so I can get more crack. After all that hard work, a little well deserved sodomy. Perform a few abortions. Maybe find a few christian virgins who promised themselves to god, and steal their innocence. I go home and shoot enough heroin to kill an elephant, sleep. and repeat. It's awasome being an atheist and having no morals. It turns your mom on!

[adey67]

I start off by bathing in baby blood. Then ground up the carcasses and add them to the massive amounts of crack I smoke. I go and brutalize and mug little old ladies so I can get more crack. After all that hard work, a little well deserved sodomy. Perform a few abortions. Maybe find a few christian virgins who promised themselves to god, and steal their innocence. I go home and shoot enough heroin to kill an elephant, sleep. and repeat. It's awasome being an atheist and having no morals. It turns your mom on!

Don't forget the satan worship bro.

[no one]

I figured that was a given.

[Losty]

I think the reason for atheist sadness/bummy behavior is that they can't cope with life without God. If life is sad..or life gets you down and you don't have God...seems the only solution for folks is to drink, smoke, despair or masturbate to pornography the whole live long day.

This made me lol.

[SteelCurtain]

I think the reason for atheist sadness/bummy behavior is that they can't cope with life without God. If life is sad..or life gets you down and you don't have God...seems the only solution for folks is to drink, smoke, despair or masturbate to pornography the whole live long day.

This made me lol.

I know! I almost get caught jerkin' it at work all the time. Hard to do with my boss sitting 2 feet behind me, but atheists gotta atheist, ya know.

[T0 Th3 M4X]

I'm not an atheist, but I don't feel like the OP here is completely fair. Many atheists do go to church. Much of what they do there are the same things Christians do, with a few exceptions like praying and praising God. Aside from that, they sing hymns, take offerings, have potlucks, etc... Sure, some of it is copying, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. Some are even going out in communities and doing charitable work. As such, hopefully we'll see more of this trend, as I think the social aspect is very good and so are the charitable contributions. It's also a growing trend, so I'm sure we'll see more. I know some of the churches are already splitting and doing some interesting bits of things on there own. Genuinely interested in seeing what happens next with this movement.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Many atheists?

[T0 Th3 M4X]

Many atheists?

Assuming you're addressing me.  Yes, especially over in Great Britain, but it's spreading like wildfire here in the U.S. as well.

[Peebothuhlu]

At work.

....... M4X wrote stuff.......

But.... that just, like, your subjective opinion man.




Sorry, couldn't resist.