Random Thoughts

[Silver]

I figured.

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Neighbors playing annoying music at four in the morning......

[Little lunch]

I should have said I wasn't being serious.

Stating that you're not serious always makes a situation more serious, which is, IMO, the fault of the person who thought you were being serious and made you explain the situation.
I'm not joking.

[onlinebiker]

When an albino gets really scared - do they turn whiter than a sheet?

[Silver]

When playing a game:
You need bear pelts, not a damn bear to be found.
You don't need bear pelts, goddamn bears everywhere.

[The Valkyrie]

When playing a game:
You need bear pelts, not a damn bear to be found.
You don't need bear pelts, goddamn bears everywhere.

Horizon Zero Dawn.

[Silver]

@Fireball

Saw this on FB, and thought of you.

[onlinebiker]

@Fireball

Saw this on FB, and thought of you.

Mmmmmm


propylene glycol

[Cepheus Ace]

We should be glad that the unimaginative idiot who named oranges wasn't given the job of naming all fruit.

pineapple: pointy hurty thing with a sharp and painful leafy crown
apple: red
grapes: blue balls
banana: blowjob
tomatoes: juicy red

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When Dragon Age IV is released, I would love to see an open world climbing ability the likes of which Assassin's Creed games have.

EA: here's some lootboxes, always online, microtransactions.

[Angrboda]

I tried Fireball in a bar, and didn't find it to be as good as Phillips brand cinnamon flavored whiskey or Black Velvet brand.

In 2011, Fireball had less than $2 million in annual sales. Thanks to a social media blitz and nationwide marketing campaign, sales grew to $63 million in 2013 and a whopping $130 million in 2014, an average annual growth rate of about 184%.

If you're supposed to add salt when you cook oatmeal, why don't they just include the salt in the oatmeal?

[Fireball]

I'll be damned. I checked my Quaker's Oatmeal and it already has salt in it. Not much, but there it is. I don't add salt to anything.

I tried Fireball whiskey once, but didn't care for it.