Father's day ideas for Darth.

[ignoramus]

Guys, been thinking about getting something meaningful for old Darth V.
He's pretty harmless these days, he's just too old to still be blowing up planets, etc.
The most harm he can do these days at the nursing home is to trip over old ladies with his walking stick.
It's little things like this which still put a smile on his …..errrrr…..face?

Anyway, I do respect him because he had the balls to own up to being the father! (unlike many today!)

So for this upcoming father's day next Sunday, I'm thinking we can:

Put in and shout him his first 10 lessons at anger management classes?
Buy him an RGB light sabre? I'm sure he's sick of red by now...
Or we can just get him his favourite:

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any other ideas?

[brewer]

I don't think any respectable woman would come near him so.....................