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January 8, 2020 at 11:28 pm
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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January 9, 2020 at 2:21 am
I was not allowed to bring my turkey vulture on the plane with me. I was certain I was permitted a carry on.
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January 13, 2020 at 1:03 am
Women sometimes need to be mansplained
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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January 14, 2020 at 6:38 am
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January 21, 2020 at 1:43 am
And some people say conservatives are not pro gay.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 21, 2020 at 9:45 am
Buy that guy two tickets to the movie.
He can bring a friend.
Heh
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 21, 2020 at 2:22 pm
Is that the one with the Rough Riders?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 21, 2020 at 4:30 pm
(January 21, 2020 at 2:22 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Is that the one with the Rough Riders?
Only with sandpaper condoms...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 22, 2020 at 3:03 am
Check this out. Emporer's theme from a floppy drive. Literally!
What I find really disturbing is the fact that he still holds on to these floppy drives!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 22, 2020 at 6:44 am
Meanwhile...
"Goin' to the chapel and we're..."
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"