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priest can't answer simple theology question.. LOL
October 20, 2011 at 9:46 pm
I thought you people might get a few ha ha's from this one. if someone has already posted this, I do apologise. enjoy XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FcUzVKmLlk
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RE: priest can't answer simple theology question.. LOL
October 20, 2011 at 9:56 pm
He's dumb enough to make pope, someday.
I wonder how G-C or any of the other protestant shitheads would do with that question?
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RE: priest can't answer simple theology question.. LOL
October 20, 2011 at 10:19 pm
Or to hear the same sort of floundering in a slightly different context, ask a roomful of Star Wars fans this question:
"If Obi-Wan Kenobi was trained by Qui-Gon Jinn right up until he graduated to having a pupil of his own, how come Kenobi originally said it was Yoda and never once mentioned Qui-Gon?"
You'll get a roomful of impersonations of that priest. With lightsabres.
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RE: priest can't answer simple theology question.. LOL
October 20, 2011 at 11:32 pm
Jesus, even I could answer this question: Incest. And somehow, God kept the kids from looking like Charles II of Spain.
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RE: priest can't answer simple theology question.. LOL
October 21, 2011 at 12:23 am
(October 20, 2011 at 10:19 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Or to hear the same sort of floundering in a slightly different context, ask a roomful of Star Wars fans this question:
"If Obi-Wan Kenobi was trained by Qui-Gon Jinn right up until he graduated to having a pupil of his own, how come Kenobi originally said it was Yoda and never once mentioned Qui-Gon?"
You'll get a roomful of impersonations of that priest. With lightsabres.
Because Yoda and Qui-Gon are separate persons but are part of the same being. So you see, what both movies told you is true, from a certain point of view.
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October 21, 2011 at 3:57 am
Only good thing he said was: "We don't actually know." It's good to acknowledge that. But then he opened his mouth some more and it went downhill from there..
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RE: priest can't answer simple theology question.. LOL
October 21, 2011 at 7:53 am
He also appears to be rather ignorant of his bible too since it states quite clearly in genesis how Cain was able to have kids.
Quote:4:16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.
4:17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.
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RE: priest can't answer simple theology question.. LOL
October 21, 2011 at 8:00 am
Ah yes...this guy.
I have seen a few interviews with him... He is fucking retarded.
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RE: priest can't answer simple theology question.. LOL
October 21, 2011 at 11:23 am
(October 20, 2011 at 10:19 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Or to hear the same sort of floundering in a slightly different context, ask a roomful of Star Wars fans this question:
"If Obi-Wan Kenobi was trained by Qui-Gon Jinn right up until he graduated to having a pupil of his own, how come Kenobi originally said it was Yoda and never once mentioned Qui-Gon?"
You'll get a roomful of impersonations of that priest. With lightsabres.
Because Star Wars fans don't like The Phantom Menace?
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RE: priest can't answer simple theology question.. LOL
October 21, 2011 at 1:04 pm
(October 21, 2011 at 11:23 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Because Star Wars fans don't like The Phantom Menace?
Actually, that's a better answer. The festering piles of crap that were Fandom Mauling and Attack of the Clowns (I and II) can be simply dismissed as "non-canonical" or apocryphal works. In fact, I only recognize IV, V and VI as canonical. Yes, there's the answer I'm going with.
I file the three prequels with T3 & T4, Highlander-any-movie-after-the-first, and Crow II as movies that were so bad I refuse to acknowledge they exist.
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