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#41
RE: Sexuality
February 15, 2020 at 9:31 pm
(February 10, 2020 at 3:28 pm)Prycejosh1987 Wrote: What is a vagina?. How does it work? lol

Are middle schools not teaching this anymore?  Ask the school nurse, You'll get to see a very informative video.
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#42
RE: Sexuality
February 15, 2020 at 10:40 pm (This post was last modified: February 17, 2020 at 2:34 am by The Valkyrie.)
(February 10, 2020 at 3:28 pm)Prycejosh1987 Wrote: What is a vagina?. How does it work? lol

It's a nickname variant for a policeman.

They also really like being called cunts.

Try it

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#43
RE: Sexuality
February 17, 2020 at 2:23 am
(February 10, 2020 at 3:28 pm)Prycejosh1987 Wrote: What is a vagina?. How does it work? lol

Do I really have to finger a response to explain it to you?
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#44
RE: Sexuality
February 17, 2020 at 7:00 am
(February 17, 2020 at 2:23 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(February 10, 2020 at 3:28 pm)Prycejosh1987 Wrote: What is a vagina?. How does it work? lol

Do I really have to finger a response to explain it to you?
Just talk about whatever pops up. Naughty
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#45
RE: Sexuality
February 19, 2020 at 6:52 am
(January 29, 2020 at 3:39 am)ignoramus Wrote: My harem of goats have never complained! Not once I tell ya!

Mine complain all the time but I just give them a carrot and everything's OK Great
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#46
RE: Sexuality
May 4, 2020 at 11:45 pm
(January 29, 2020 at 3:39 am)ignoramus Wrote: My harem of goats have never complained! Not once I tell ya!

Goats? Hehe
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#47
RE: Sexuality
May 5, 2020 at 1:47 pm
(May 4, 2020 at 11:45 pm)Dundee Wrote:
(January 29, 2020 at 3:39 am)ignoramus Wrote: My harem of goats have never complained! Not once I tell ya!

Goats? Hehe

He was kidding.



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#48
RE: Sexuality
May 5, 2020 at 3:10 pm
(May 5, 2020 at 1:47 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(May 4, 2020 at 11:45 pm)Dundee Wrote: Goats? Hehe

He was kidding.

That was b-a-a-a-d.
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#49
RE: Sexuality
May 5, 2020 at 7:45 pm (This post was last modified: May 5, 2020 at 7:47 pm by WinterHold.)
Your post reminds me with people who call their virginity with "flower":





But I didn't know that women really "squirt" until so far in my life, so whatever..
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#50
RE: Sexuality
May 5, 2020 at 7:51 pm (This post was last modified: May 5, 2020 at 8:05 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
The only logical solution is we all get naked, cover ourselves in jello and form a giant pile; Whatever happens, happens.

I do know this was attempted in the forum's history once before.
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