Wacky Teebackee

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I did, back in the 3rd grade.

[Brian37]

I did, back in the 3rd grade.

Um we didn't know each other back then. But not sure if I should take this as a complement, or be creeped out. 

You do know I have beer belly, and am missing teeth?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

You didn't need to be present.

[Brian37]

You didn't need to be present.

Guy 1, "Are you looking at my wife?"

Guy 2, " No"

Guy 1, " Are you saying she is ugly?"

Guy 2, "No"

Guy 1, "SO YOU WERE LOOKING AT HER!"

You are a secret christian,, you were thinking about my hot out of shape stinky fat smoke smelly toothless body.

You want me because I was Rambo and Dirty Harry and escaped a hurricane.

(Note to self: Did I think this, or type it?)

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I spoke to the hurricane and explained your situation. It laughed so much it dissipated. I give you credit for that.

[Brian37]

I spoke to the hurricane and explained your situation. It laughed so much it dissipated. I give you credit for that.

Are you calling me a wimp? If so, just so you know, I resemble that remark.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I think you could bulk up to wimp, but it would take years and cost thousands of lives.

[arewethereyet]

No, it isn't what you think. 

I don't hate kids, and while I don't want kids, sometimes kids do really kind things, and you end up thinking, "don't grow up kid".

So anyway i went to my local tobacco shop to buy my usual cartons of smokes. The cashier babysits her kid there, nobody smokes in the store in any case. I've been going there for years so they know me there. Anyway, right after she rings me up and bags my cartons, I hear the toddler behind the counter mumble something, his mother, the cashier bends over, rises and says, "He wants you to have these", and proceeds to hand me 3 pennies. Normally I don't find kids cute, but that was cute.

It really is more proof to me that morality isn't in old mythology.

Please explain to me how some little kid gives you three cents and that proves that proves morality.  

And since the kid belongs to the cashier - the cashier isn't babysitting.

[Brian37]

I think you could bulk up to wimp, but it would take years and cost thousands of lives.

Like I said, I resemble that remark.

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No, it isn't what you think. 

I don't hate kids, and while I don't want kids, sometimes kids do really kind things, and you end up thinking, "don't grow up kid".

So anyway i went to my local tobacco shop to buy my usual cartons of smokes. The cashier babysits her kid there, nobody smokes in the store in any case. I've been going there for years so they know me there. Anyway, right after she rings me up and bags my cartons, I hear the toddler behind the counter mumble something, his mother, the cashier bends over, rises and says, "He wants you to have these", and proceeds to hand me 3 pennies. Normally I don't find kids cute, but that was cute.

It really is more proof to me that morality isn't in old mythology.

Please explain to me how some little kid gives you three cents and that proves that proves morality.  

And since the kid belongs to the cashier - the cashier isn't babysitting.

Geeze it isn't that hard.

Babies are not born with divisions, they are taught them by their parents. The kid was simply making a nice gesture, and considering he has little to no contact with  children its own age while the parent is at work, he is going to seek out approval where he can get it. 

That is no different than my cat cuddling up to me. 

YES THE CASHIER WAS BABY SITTING, it is her kid. You think everyone who makes minimum wage can afford daycare?

That kid is in that shop every time I go in there. That means she cannot afford daycare while she is at work.

[arewethereyet]

The gesture was nice. Morality doesn’t come into play.

No- she wasn’t babysitting. Babysitting is done by someone other than a parent or person who has custody. Just like it is stupid to say a father is babysitting for his own kids.

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