Pandemic survival diary.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Lazy Mary: Stoli and V-8 Spicy Hot tomato juice.

There's enough Cossack in me that I drink my vodka neat.....


A bit of ice in really hot weather.


Or with Ruby Red Squirt and gummi worms if I'm in the mood for a foo-foo drink....

I like my drinks incendiary. I had seven ulcers at one point, I was chuffed.

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I'm writing this for posterior. If you are reading this some time in the future I will assume you joined the cannibal hordes.

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Day Three. Food stores gone. Originally estimated my supplies to last three months. Okay, so I'm a nervous eater. It's the fucking end of the world, man!

The good thing about having a hydrant in the front yard is I know which neighbors are likely to have dog food stored up.

And dogs. (Downloading Korean cookbook.)

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Day Five: Postal worker arrived. Total surprise. For him. He should have known better.

Food situation looks better, lots of long pig on the menu.

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Day Seven. Lured grackle swarm in with fake corn and netted 37 of them. Tedious to clean that many birds, and nearly impossible to not snack during the process.

I thought the electricity might come back on, I saw several neighbors chasing a Power and Light guy down the street. Should have let him fix the power THEN asked him if he'd like to stay for supper.

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Day 8: Thought I was finally going to get a little pussy today, but she is consistently faster than me. Probably smarter too. The stew pot awaits you!

Heard gunfire somewhere near the firehouse. Still meat on the hoof to be hand.

Amazon drone delivered my ramen order. Gave them five stars for reliability.

Day 11: Out of food again. So hungry I actually prayed to God to send something to eat. Then the doorbell rang. Jehovah's Witnesses. I invited them in for a bite.

[Jackalope]

I'm gonna run out of tonic water long before I run out of gin. I'll run out of ice long before then, the icemaker took a dump a couple days ago. Might be able to cook up a way to make a passable martini sans ice

[arewethereyet]

I'm gonna run out of tonic water long before I run out of gin. I'll run out of ice long before then, the icemaker took a dump a couple days ago. Might be able to cook up a way to make a passable martini sans ice

Put the bottle in the freezer.

[ignoramus]

^^

Now that's what I call a first world coronavirus disaster!

[no one]

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[onlinebiker]

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You REALLY have to know code to get that.

And guarantee - I know it better than anyone you will ever meet.....

[Brian37]

When in doubt lick doorknobs.

[popeyespappy]

01000001 01101001 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110000 01110000 01100101 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100111

[Fireball]

Don't remember much Morse Code. 

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[Brian37]

Don't remember much Morse Code. 

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I wish I had saved it, but my parents had one of those 'tap tap" devices when I was a kid. I don't know what happened to it.

An aside, I used to think it was "Morris code" like the cat food cat.