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I don't know why the world hates me.
#11
RE: I don't know why the world hates me.
If Shell Or Tibs took offense to every time I poked fun of the Patriots or Tom Brady, I would have been gone a long time ago. Just so you know, TIBS took a phone call from me the day my late mother died, one I called him from in the parking lot of the nursing home after she died. TIBS was there for me. But if he were to right now, poke fun of ABBA why would I take offense to that?

You need to get a sense of humor instead of always playing contrarian.

(April 7, 2020 at 1:32 pm)Ranjr Wrote: That was funny.  

During family jams, once the "kids" have "gone outside" a couple times, and the grown-ups are good and tight, I like to come out of a respectable group sing like The Weight, and straight into a three chord intro everyone recognizes, feels good about, begins to rock to, and instantly hates me for when they realize what they're doing.  I'm talking about Mmm-Bop.  Bop bop doo-wop.

I thought so too. Some people reading this didn't seem to get it.

What was amazing to me, and I don't think Mustafa could know what/who "BYU" was, that had to be the funniest part to me. I knew he found it to poke fun of ABBA, but I don't think he'd know the irony of me being an an atheist while he points out a fundy Christian College aring it, regardless of the producers who made it. 

All I knew, is that I had yet another friend who managed to needle me. If one is going to go down in flames, I know nothing better than friendly fire.

(April 7, 2020 at 1:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 7, 2020 at 1:39 pm)Brian37 Wrote: HOLY SHIT DUDE, you take life far more seriously than I do.

If one doesn't have friends or family that tease them, or doesn't want friends or family that tease them, then you seriously need mental help.

There is a HUGE difference between when bullies shit on you, and when friends and family rib you. 

I posted this because I thought it was FUNNY that he found it. Now, do you think this same friend from Pakistan gets pissed or takes me seriously when I joke to him he needs to book a flight after he teases me? 

IT IS OK for friends and family to tease each other. It is only abusive when it is unwanted and done out of hate.

He was ribbing me, and I posted it because I thought it was funny.

You seemed to be complaining about the teasing. Sorry for misreading your intent.

Boru

That is why I should have posted in in the humor section. I got brain dead.

I've also walked into walls and doors.
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#12
RE: I don't know why the world hates me.
The whole world doesn't hate you, Bryan. It's just that you are pivotal in its affairs, and your hinge is squeaky from the weight. Maybe getting greased will help?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#13
RE: I don't know why the world hates me.
(April 7, 2020 at 2:08 pm)Fireball Wrote: The whole world doesn't hate you, Bryan. It's just that you are pivotal in its affairs, and your hinge is squeaky from the weight. Maybe getting greased will help?

It is "Brian" not "Bryan". 

And I don't mind being squeaky. 99% of the best humor I laugh at in life, isn't coming from testosterone rambo bullshit bravado, but from intelect, thought and nerds willing to laugh at themselves and life in general.

Bullies only want laughs out of insecurity. Your family and friends want laughs out of love. 

And again, the title of this thread was SARCASM. While there are those who hate ABBA, my friends are not concerned in demanding I hate ABBA even if they are not into them. They only poke fun of me, because the love me.
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#14
RE: I don't know why the world hates me.
Quote:You need to get a sense of humor instead of always playing contrarian.



And you need to learn how to recognize and accept an apology instead of playing the victim.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#15
RE: I don't know why the world hates me.
We all got together and decided it would save time.......
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#16
RE: I don't know why the world hates me.
Next time you listen to "The Name of the Game," imagine Randy Travis singing it lower with full Nashville accompaniment.  Hell, if we stay pent up long enough, Jason Isbell and Amanda Shires may do it on their youtube channel.  It would be a country or Americana hit.  Written by Swedes.   

We all like things people love to hate.  However, there are two hit chick flicks about how ossum ABBA songs are.  As Rod Argent would say, hold your head up.
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#17
RE: I don't know why the world hates me.
I know no sane person, who doesn't want family and friends to rib them to the point of saying, "fuck you". 

It is only abuse when it is done to dominate and abuse or done out of hate.

I've always enjoyed a friendly ribbing. Like I said, there is a huge difference between when someone bullies you, and when they tease you because they like/love you.

My favorite line in that skit was, "This is your fault, you're the one who listened to ABBA in college." "There's nothing wrong with a little ABBA, I had it under control".

I FUCKING DIED...... But again, the thing that got me the most, is that he linked to a youtube video that was posting a video that aired on Baylor University TV, a fundy college.

(April 7, 2020 at 2:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
Quote:You need to get a sense of humor instead of always playing contrarian.



And you need to learn how to recognize and accept an apology instead of playing the victim.

Boru

HA HA HA HA, how is your misunderstanding and admitting to your misunderstanding constitute me now falsely playing victim.

YOU just admitted that you got it wrong. How does that entitle you to retrofit after the fact?

Here is how it works..

Brian, I am sorry I misunderstood you.

Me, " Great, ok, so next time don't jump the gun."

That does not mean I was claiming I was a victim.

The only thing I feel responsible for was putting it in the arts section and not the humor section.
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#18
RE: I don't know why the world hates me.
(April 7, 2020 at 2:26 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I know no sane person, who doesn't want family and friends to rib them to the point of saying, "fuck you". 

It is only abuse when it is done to dominate and abuse or done out of hate.

I've always enjoyed a friendly ribbing. Like I said, there is a huge difference between when someone bullies you, and when they tease you because they like/love you.

My favorite line in that skit was, "This is your fault, you're the one who listened to ABBA in college." "There's nothing wrong with a little ABBA, I had it under control".

I FUCKING DIED...... But again, the thing that got me the most, is that he linked to a youtube video that was posting a video that aired on Baylor University TV, a fundy college.

(April 7, 2020 at 2:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: And you need to learn how to recognize and accept an apology instead of playing the victim.

Boru

HA HA HA HA, how is your misunderstanding and admitting to your misunderstanding constitute me now falsely playing victim.

YOU just admitted that you got it wrong. How does that entitle you to retrofit after the fact?

Here is how it works..

Brian, I am sorry I misunderstood you.

Me, " Great, ok, so next time don't jump the gun."

That does not mean I was claiming I was a victim.

Read all of your own posts - THAT’S you playing the victim.

If you know how to accept an apology, why haven’t you done it?

Has it occurred to you that no one in this thread got your joke?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#19
RE: I don't know why the world hates me.
(April 7, 2020 at 12:57 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I meant to post this in the humor section. I got brain dead. If and admin can move it, it would be greatly appreciated.

Screw being bullied, been there done that. But the story of my life has always been, even with my late mother, and my x wife, and all the friends I have had in my life, I've always been an easy tease. My Redneck friend has found Metallica on banjo, the Redskins fight song on Banjo. Even my x-wife and late mother would gang up on me to tease me when we were together.

BUT this, what you are about to see, poking fun of my beloved ABBA, was sent to me from a guy on the other side of the planet living in Pakistan.  I CAN'T FUCKING WIN! 




Poe's Law states:
"Without a clear indication of the author's intent, it is difficult or impossible to tell the difference between an expression of sincere extremism and a parody of extremism."
Miserable Bastard.
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#20
RE: I don't know why the world hates me.
(April 7, 2020 at 2:43 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 7, 2020 at 2:26 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I know no sane person, who doesn't want family and friends to rib them to the point of saying, "fuck you". 

It is only abuse when it is done to dominate and abuse or done out of hate.

I've always enjoyed a friendly ribbing. Like I said, there is a huge difference between when someone bullies you, and when they tease you because they like/love you.

My favorite line in that skit was, "This is your fault, you're the one who listened to ABBA in college." "There's nothing wrong with a little ABBA, I had it under control".

I FUCKING DIED...... But again, the thing that got me the most, is that he linked to a youtube video that was posting a video that aired on Baylor University TV, a fundy college.


HA HA HA HA, how is your misunderstanding and admitting to your misunderstanding constitute me now falsely playing victim.

YOU just admitted that you got it wrong. How does that entitle you to retrofit after the fact?

Here is how it works..

Brian, I am sorry I misunderstood you.

Me, " Great, ok, so next time don't jump the gun."

That does not mean I was claiming I was a victim.

Read all of your own posts - THAT’S you playing the victim.

If you know how to accept an apology, why haven’t you done it?

Has it occurred to you that no one in this thread got your joke?

Boru

Just stop. 

Um no, I think you were the only one who didn't get it.
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