[Seriously Unserious] Covid19 Theories!

[ignoramus]

1.The Covid-19 Vaccine Will Contain A Microchip to control us further.
2. Covid-19 Was Deliberately Made In A Lab. This one is so "2 months" ago but had to include it.
3. Made by alcohol companies to sell hand sanitizer!
4. Eating Garlic Prevents Coronavirus. Well it does, but for completely different reasons.
5. DisneyPlus Released Covid-19. Then all of sudden everyone is forced to stay home. But what will the kids watch! OMG! So evil!
6. Covid-19 Is, In Fact, 5G Attacking Our Brains. That's right folks! There is no virus! It's all in our minds! (and the lab test kits are all in on it too!)
7. Cocaine Protects Against Covid-19. I'm sure there's people here who can personally deny this rumor for us!
8. Drinking Cow Urine Also Protects Against Covid-19. Over 200 Indians can't be wrong, can they?
9. Greta Thunberg Caused Covid-19 To Help With Climate Change. She's a bit too naive and stupid to be that clever.
10 18. Russia Have Released Lions To Enforce Social Distancing. Not a virus theory but what a kickass deterrant!



Please, only serious conspiracy theories will be considered!

[Peebothuhlu]

At work.

The average Aussie doesn't give two quals about the fekkin' virus scare. After the fire holocaust. The impending wintet floods. The usual wild life.

"Tha' beer's still cold. So what about those drongoes over seas? Tha' fekkin' virus can't swim."

One local was heard to explain.

[ignoramus]

For a tough laid back "she'll be right country", we did a bloody good job I reckon!
Now when's the salons opening so I can get my balls shaved without using shears!

[The Valkyrie]

For a tough laid back "she'll be right country", we did a bloody good job I reckon!
Now when's the salons opening so I can get my balls shaved without using shears!

I'll shave your balls with a scythe.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

There IS no virus.  There never was.  The whole thing is an urban myth started by Valks for the sole purpose of engineering an extremely convoluted and (seemingly) unlikely series of events that would culminate in me getting a mental picture of Iggy having his balls shaved with a scythe.

I may never sleep again.

Boru

[ignoramus]

Kudos to Beccs for resorting to using a scythe.
She's doing her best to adhere to the social distancing laws.

Beccs, look what you've done! Now Poor ol' Boru wants his balls shaved with a scythe too! Don't let us down!

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Kudos to Beccs for resorting to using a scythe.
She's doing her best to adhere to the social distancing laws.

Beccs, look what you've done! Now Poor ol' Boru wants his balls shaved with a scythe too! Don't let us down!

Poor ol' Boru's balls are fine as they are, fyvm.  One slip with a weapon like that can change a fella's whole outlook on life.

Boru

[ignoramus]

Beccs, whatever you do, don't post any more pics! You'll just make it easier! You know... tall poppy syndrome!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The Stand was a pilot for the current plague. It's running pretty much as predicted in the "original study". Entire cities have been depopulated, Detroit didn't really have a water problem.

You make think the above is insane, but so do I.

[zebo-the-fat]

For a tough laid back "she'll be right country", we did a bloody good job I reckon!
Now when's the salons opening so I can get my balls shaved without using shears!

I'll shave your balls with a scythe.

I want to see the video!