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[Seriously Unserious] Covid19 Theories!
The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: [Seriously Unserious] Covid19 Theories!
June 1, 2020 at 6:56 am
(June 1, 2020 at 6:54 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(June 1, 2020 at 3:31 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I'll shave your balls with a scythe.

I want to see the video!

For my scythe skills or for Iggy's balls?

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RE: [Seriously Unserious] Covid19 Theories!
June 1, 2020 at 7:02 am
(June 1, 2020 at 3:31 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 1, 2020 at 3:15 am)ignoramus Wrote: For a tough laid back "she'll be right country", we did a bloody good job I reckon!
Now when's the salons opening so I can get my balls shaved without using shears!

I'll shave your balls with a scythe.

I have a rusty old scythe in the garage...want me to send it over?

It's an antique.  Maybe that would class things up a bit.
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RE: [Seriously Unserious] Covid19 Theories!
June 1, 2020 at 8:01 am
Ok Dunno

I have a feeling a tetanus shot will be irrelevent though with what Beccs' has got in mind......
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RE: [Seriously Unserious] Covid19 Theories!
June 1, 2020 at 8:06 am
(June 1, 2020 at 8:01 am)ignoramus Wrote: Ok Dunno

I have a feeling a tetanus shot will be irrelevent though with what Beccs' has got in mind......

Probably a very good idea.
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RE: [Seriously Unserious] Covid19 Theories!
June 1, 2020 at 9:27 am
(June 1, 2020 at 4:03 am)ignoramus Wrote: Beccs, whatever you do, don't post any more pics! You'll just make it easier! You know... tall poppy syndrome! Hehe

I won't.

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RE: [Seriously Unserious] Covid19 Theories!
June 1, 2020 at 9:52 am (This post was last modified: June 1, 2020 at 9:54 am by brewer.)
Isn't it obvious, COVID was let loose by the big mortuary consortiums.

SARS and MERS were practice.
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RE: [Seriously Unserious] Covid19 Theories!
June 1, 2020 at 10:01 am
This is disturbing...

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RE: [Seriously Unserious] Covid19 Theories!
June 1, 2020 at 1:14 pm
(June 1, 2020 at 7:02 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(June 1, 2020 at 3:31 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I'll shave your balls with a scythe.

I have a rusty old scythe in the garage...want me to send it over?

It's an antique.  Maybe that would class things up a bit.

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RE: [Seriously Unserious] Covid19 Theories!
June 2, 2020 at 10:25 am (This post was last modified: June 2, 2020 at 10:26 am by Peebothuhlu.)
At work.

(June 1, 2020 at 4:02 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 1, 2020 at 3:58 am)ignoramus Wrote: Kudos to Beccs for resorting to using a scythe.
She's doing her best to adhere to the social distancing laws.

Beccs, look what you've done! Now Poor ol' Boru wants his balls shaved with a scythe too! Don't let us down!

Poor ol' Boru's balls are fine as they are, fyvm.  One slip with a weapon like that can change a fella's whole outlook on life.

Boru

Though it may do wonders for their singing voice.

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