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Why do you think "they" released COVID19?

Poll: Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
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To cull the population of the least productive members of society
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Scientists in Antarctica are testing a new bioweapon. (no infections in Antarctica -co-incidence? I think not!)
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Gods (incl Zod and Mod) have unleashed it for shits & giggles
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Climate changeologists did this to ground planes and stop factories from polluting the world
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The FED planned this to make people poorer and therefore debt slaves for longer
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I don't want to say through a real fear of being neutralized by "you know who"!
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It's all fake news to dethrone our man Trump - influenza kills more each year!
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Other:
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Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
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Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
March 27, 2020 at 9:42 pm (This post was last modified: March 27, 2020 at 9:48 pm by ignoramus.)
I can't answer because I fear for my life. All I'll say is:




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RE: Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
March 27, 2020 at 10:28 pm
They didn't. It's a government ploy. China doesn't even exist.
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RE: Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
March 27, 2020 at 11:07 pm (This post was last modified: March 27, 2020 at 11:08 pm by ignoramus.)
Now you're just being ridonculous!

I know China exists because it says so right there on ALL my electronics stuff!
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RE: Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
March 27, 2020 at 11:20 pm
(March 27, 2020 at 11:07 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Now you're just being ridonculous!

I know China exists because it says so right there on ALL my electronics stuff!

It's a typo.

"Made of china" is what it's supposed to say.

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RE: Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
March 27, 2020 at 11:43 pm
Apparently, bat soup costs the world.
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RE: Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
March 27, 2020 at 11:53 pm (This post was last modified: March 27, 2020 at 11:54 pm by ignoramus.)
They should only server bat soup in Vegas!

Because all viruses know that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.....

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RE: Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
March 28, 2020 at 12:38 am
Because Drake was too clever for the German fleet.
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RE: Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
March 28, 2020 at 12:41 am (This post was last modified: March 28, 2020 at 12:42 am by Brian37.)
Oh god do I hate conspiracy crap.

China's top government officials didn't "unleash" the virus, they, like most authoritarian states held back the truth because that would make their powers look bad. Much like Trump drug his feet in finally facing reality. He went from calling the virus a hoax, to saying his administration has done a fantastic job handling it, despite obvious delay. Trump's reaction to this is out of Orwell's Animal Farm and 1984.

It amounts to basic human tribalism. And even evolution. If you are a wounded or sick animal, you are going to hide your disadvantage to try to avoid being prey at a moment of weakness.
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RE: Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
March 28, 2020 at 12:49 am (This post was last modified: March 28, 2020 at 12:50 am by ignoramus.)
Brain? Have you had your /sarcasm gland surgically removed?

If possible, please allow this to remain in the sanctity of the humor thread matey. Big Grin







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RE: Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
March 28, 2020 at 12:55 am
It was pixies

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