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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 5, 2020 at 6:38 pm
My cat sat on the wall outside when I left this morning and meowed pitifully until I was out of sight.

The others stayed in bed.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 7, 2020 at 10:51 am
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Made me think of you @The Valkyrie
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 7, 2020 at 10:53 am
(November 7, 2020 at 10:51 am)Eleven Wrote: [Image: 20201105-115900.jpg]

Made me think of you @The Valkyrie

That's hilarious.

Dark humor, yet practical.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 7, 2020 at 11:19 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 8, 2020 at 1:18 am (This post was last modified: November 8, 2020 at 1:19 am by ignoramus.)
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yikes, that looks more complicated than a rubiks cube!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 8, 2020 at 1:50 am (This post was last modified: November 8, 2020 at 1:58 am by The Architect Of Fate.)
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And, Then evolution said murder hornets are not enough. There must also be giant nightmare fuel bees too.
"Change was inevitable"


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 8, 2020 at 6:16 am
(November 8, 2020 at 1:50 am)SUNGULA Wrote:


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And, Then evolution said murder hornets are not enough. There must also be giant nightmare fuel bees too.

WTF are those mandibles on that thing? Just look at the size of those monstrosities! I'm telling ya, Evolution is out to kill you.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 8, 2020 at 10:52 am
(November 8, 2020 at 6:16 am)Sal Wrote:
(November 8, 2020 at 1:50 am)SUNGULA Wrote:


[Image: merlin_150965649_7ac0032c-f141-4b72-a729...le=upscale]
And, Then evolution said murder hornets are not enough. There must also be giant nightmare fuel bees too.

WTF are those mandibles on that thing? Just look at the size of those monstrosities! I'm telling ya, Evolution is out to kill you.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/walla...-1.4673474

Scary stuff Panic
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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 8, 2020 at 6:01 pm
(November 8, 2020 at 1:18 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: [Image: image.png]


yikes, that looks more complicated than a rubiks cube!

I got one of those at IKEA.  Mine looks just like that, except the tail piece sticks out at a 60 degree angle, with a 20 degree bend in the middle.  You must have put tab "A" into slot "B" by mistake.

IIRC, it was called "dertangledpuzzy"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 8, 2020 at 6:05 pm
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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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