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 (December 11, 2020 at 11:15 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Fun fact: any British media that uses the song “Dem Bones” is contractually obligated to descend into highly choreographed weirdness shortly after: Okay, that's bizarre. 
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When the brain and the heart are at conflict, it's always the liver that suffers.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (December 11, 2020 at 11:15 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Fun fact: any British media that uses the song “Dem Bones” is contractually obligated to descend into highly choreographed weirdness shortly after: Jaysus, I haven't thought about 'The Ruling Class' in yonks. Terrific film. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
It is more likely that the darkness allows for our imaginations to run more rampant in the direction of ill reason than that ghosts prefer a certain absence of light to haunt the living.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
Every morning I wake up and ask, "Why?"
And my concience always say back, " Because fuck you, bitch! That's why!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: Random Thoughts
December 13, 2020 at 12:34 pm
(This post was last modified: December 13, 2020 at 12:36 pm by onlinebiker.)
(December 13, 2020 at 12:34 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:(December 13, 2020 at 11:01 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Every morning I wake up and ask, "Why?" True story about dodging the ‘who’ bullet. Woke up next to a VERY pretty girl and could not, for the life of me, remember her name. I had a few seconds of that gut feeling where you just KNOW she’s going to open her eyes and smile, and you’re going to blurt out, ‘Hey, um, you.’ Then, without waking up, she raised a hand to brush the hair out of her face - and she was wearing a charm bracelet that said ‘Carol’. Whew! Home free! Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I'm thinking of writing a Western based on a famous actor, with a variation on the name, if course.
It will be about a successful robber who goes into hiding after a series of successful train robberies, and the hundreds if lawmen and bounty hunters who looked for him in vain. I'm going to call it, "Clit Eastwood: no man could find him." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (December 13, 2020 at 12:45 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(December 13, 2020 at 12:34 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Waking up asking "why" isn't nearly as bad as waking up asking "who?".... I once woke up with a real knockout... Model material. I lay there marveling at my luck..... She woke up - took one look at me and groaned "ohh gawd".... I busted up laughing. i explained to her for me the situation was usually the other way around..... Heh
Husband told me a story about a morning long before we met that he woke up to find himself in bed with a woman he did not find attractive at all. He remembered not much of anything from the night before as all were in, at the very least, an alcohol induced haze. He slipped out of bed, grabbed his coat and boots and left the place he shared with another guy. The young woman apparently woke up, found herself in a strange house in bed alone and crawled in bed with the roommate. Roommate woke up and pulled the same disappearing act, also not remembering much from the precious night. He tiptoed out the door and left.
It's unclear who she started out with but she ended up in an empty apartment. I don't think anyone involved that night is really sure what happened.
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