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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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We won't even talk about what else he used to put a force choke on!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (March 5, 2021 at 12:30 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote:We live in a tract home, and some of the neighbors are less than stellar with their plant life gone wild. One has a bougainvillea plant that has grown over the wall and is covering some of our plants. One of my sons said that if we had light sabers and the force, we could take care of that plant easily. Having now watched some Star Wars movies, I'd have to say that the light sabers and the force would avail us of a lot fewer neighbors and the problems they give.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Their cumming! Their cumming!
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
(March 4, 2021 at 8:46 pm)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: A whole shit-load... The guy in the leather jacket is facing the wrong way, and sitting on the front wheel.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
(March 5, 2021 at 12:53 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Their cumming! Their cumming! Apparently a lot of nerds did. Am I the only one who hasn't seen a movie or TV show with that character in it? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 5, 2021 at 11:07 pm
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(March 5, 2021 at 12:53 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Their cumming! Their cumming!Yeah because rabbits are known for having huge breasts. Hell, why don't they make her Anatomically accurate and give her multiple nipples? How would Chuck like that?
"Change was inevitable"
Nemo sicut deus debet esse! “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?” –SHIRLEY CHISHOLM
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Not a meme or anything, just really bloody funny.
Sye Ten Bruggencate, apologist, idiot, and all-round douchebag has quit all social media and said he will no longer be involved in any of his former activities, citing morality slips. Probably, like so many, was caught with a gay escort. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 6, 2021 at 2:28 am
(This post was last modified: March 6, 2021 at 2:28 am by Silver.)
And the irony being they thought nothing morally wrong about what they were doing until they were caught; you know, to cater to their delusional supporters.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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