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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 11, 2021 at 11:19 am
Maybe.

But stupid as a hand grenade as a buttplug.....
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 11, 2021 at 11:24 am
(August 11, 2021 at 10:57 am)Foxaire Wrote:
(August 11, 2021 at 10:54 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Here's a photo of Chet Hanks to brighten your day

[Image: Chet.jpg]

No idea who he is, but very yummy.

Tom Hanks’ son. And OLB is right - this guy’s dumber than a box of hammers.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 11, 2021 at 11:26 am
Well, when you're dumb you need either a good body or a pretty face to compensate.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 11, 2021 at 11:47 am
(August 11, 2021 at 11:26 am)Foxaire Wrote: Well, when you're dumb you need either a good body or a pretty face to compensate.


“Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

― Woody Allen
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 11, 2021 at 11:53 am
(August 11, 2021 at 11:26 am)Foxaire Wrote: Well, when you're dumb you need either a good body or a pretty face to compensate.

Better ink wouldn’t hurt, either.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 11, 2021 at 11:54 am
(August 11, 2021 at 11:47 am)Angrboda Wrote:
(August 11, 2021 at 11:26 am)Foxaire Wrote: Well, when you're dumb you need either a good body or a pretty face to compensate.


“Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

― Woody Allen


‘Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.’ - ibid

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 11, 2021 at 12:53 pm
I also wonder if those lines under his boobs are from implant surgery.

Anyway, it's not easy when you are a streetwise gangsta living among rich homebodies like Chet is.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 11, 2021 at 1:23 pm
I wish I could say it was unusual for him to be so anti-vax after both of his parents were so ill with COVID, but that sort of disconnect seems pretty de rigueur these days.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 11, 2021 at 10:36 pm (This post was last modified: August 11, 2021 at 10:39 pm by vulcanlogician.)
(August 10, 2021 at 9:31 pm)Foxaire Wrote: [Image: 223892371_2994881047466805_1040388846101...e=61376923]

wow. so good.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 11, 2021 at 11:36 pm
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