How much influence does he have?

[onlinebiker]

Something you never hear - an overpaid steroid monster with a 26 inch waist and IQ to match -

"I guess God thought the other team deserved to win more than us. It might be he is pissed off about those orgies we had with the cheerleaders and those dwarves we met on Facebook. That or maybe we just suck".

[The Architect Of Fate]

God doesn't care about football teams winning games.

Your in his head are you?

[Ahriman]

God doesn't care about football teams winning games.

Your in his head are you?

I know enough about God to know that He wouldn't care about something as petty as a football team winning a game.

[zwanzig]

Your in his head are you?

I know enough about God to know that He wouldn't care about something as petty as a football team winning a game.

Wait, why is that petty? I'm sure it's important to them, the players, wanting to win a game they have worked hard at winning. If a sports team full of individuals, god's children, is too petty, what qualifies for a heavenly intervention? It's certainly not a mother praying over a child dying of cancer. I lost my keys. Do you think if I said a prayer god might guide me to where they're hiding?

So, you don't like art and you don't like sports. You're really living it up over there, yeah?

[The Architect Of Fate]

I know enough about God to know that He wouldn't care about something as petty as a football team winning a game.

No you don't

[arewethereyet]

Your in his head are you?

I know enough about God to know that He wouldn't care about something as petty as a football team winning a game.

You know fuck all. It was a smart assed remark and you are too stupid to know it.

Crawl back under your bridge.

[HappySkeptic]

Does he have a roledex of people that he tries to urge into doing his bidding? And does he just try each person until he finds someone who'll listen?

I thought agency was important to Christians, so, I'm assuming it's a prompting and not just outright possession.

Travelers - IMDB

Perhaps he uses messengers, like in this show.  But if he uses adults instead of kids, they die.

[Ravenshire]

God doesn't care about football teams winning games.

You can’t possibly know that. Particular teams winning particular games may be God’s chief concern.

 Think about it - in every American football game ever played, one team or the other always wins. The odds of that happening by random chance are too infinitesimal to bear thinking about. 

Boru

Tie games were quite common in the NFL until 1974 when the NFL first introduced overtime rules for the regular season. There are still occasional games that remain tied, despite the extra quarter, starting with the very first regular season overtime game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Denver Broncos which resulted in a 35-35 tie.

Obviously gawd cares so much about who wins these games that he moved the rules committee to change a core rule of the game.

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Your in his head are you?

I know enough about God to know that He wouldn't care about something as petty as a football team winning a game.

Dafuq?!? Your gawd cares about all kinds of petty shit. Wearing mixed fabrics, consumption of pigs or shellfish, whether you can boil a kid in it's mother's milk, what pink bits people who love each other have, etc... Obviously, who won the game yesterday is just as important as any of those.

You worship a small minded and petty gawd. Why wouldn't it care about petty shit?!?

[Fake Messiah]

I know enough about God to know that He wouldn't care about something as petty as a football team winning a game.

And yet newspapers are filled with athletes crediting God for the victory



So are they all just delusional?

[Silver]

I think most athletes are just catering to their viewers, for continued support.