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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 15, 2021 at 1:47 am (This post was last modified: September 15, 2021 at 1:52 am by ignoramus.)
Bought these as a present for the wife...
I really enjoyed my dinner ....in the fucking garage!

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Does the creepy elf look like he has other plans for Sophia?
(maybe it's just me Hehe)

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 16, 2021 at 4:50 am
Somewhere, this cat has a damsel tied to the railroad tracks:




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 16, 2021 at 10:18 am (This post was last modified: September 16, 2021 at 10:19 am by arewethereyet.)
Was scrolling through a click bait list of the most popular wedding songs in the year you got married...had to chuckle when 1990 came up and the song was 'U Can't Touch This'.

Hilarious Sounds like a fun wedding night.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 17, 2021 at 3:31 am
[Image: 242290938_4568959429822202_7047726304849...e=61696626]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 17, 2021 at 6:08 am (This post was last modified: September 17, 2021 at 6:15 am by onlinebiker.)
Wow... That really IS fucked up...


The shifting is

      #4 #6 #5
R.  #1 #2 #3


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 17, 2021 at 7:15 am
(September 17, 2021 at 3:31 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 242290938_4568959429822202_7047726304849...e=61696626]

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How else is he going to get to the drive thru ATM Hehe
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 17, 2021 at 2:07 pm
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The saddest thing is that this would make a better Terminator movie than "Terminator: Dark Fate" and "Genisys".
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 17, 2021 at 7:39 pm
(September 17, 2021 at 2:07 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Pair.jpg]

The saddest thing is that this would make a better Terminator movie than "Terminator: Dark Fate" and "Genisys".

Oof!  That's a real gut punch.

Ed and Ron have certainly seen better days.

At least one of them likes decent beer...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 17, 2021 at 8:55 pm
Did you know...

"IPA" is a response by the brewing industry to replicate the lagers that got skunky on their way to India from England, thus called "India Pale Ale"? Most of them taste skunky enough that I won't drink them. It's like beer from Germany that turns to soap in the hot holds of the slow boats from Europe. ick
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 17, 2021 at 10:07 pm
IPA seems to have taken over the micro-brewery industry. It's hard to find decent lagers, Pils, and ales anymore.
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