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RE: hey
November 14, 2011 at 8:21 pm
I supplement my lack of large breasts with less back pain and creepy assholes staring at me. It works out well. It's strange, though, and very off-topic, but despite the fact that they are still quite small, they have gotten larger with age. I used to look like a really tall gymnast.
See?
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RE: hey
November 14, 2011 at 8:25 pm
Whereas I looked like...what's short and has no boobies?
I agree with the age thing. I filled out after 21, so maybe Britney Spears wasn't lying when she said she "had a growth spurt."
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RE: hey
November 14, 2011 at 8:34 pm
I've had large boobs since age 12 and I haven't had much trouble with back pain. I do have a lot of creepy asshole issues, though. On the upside, I don't need my brain to get what I want in life, but I think I should get some props for using it anyway. I would trade them for little boobs any day, but I think I would miss them...
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RE: hey
November 14, 2011 at 8:35 pm
Creepy assholes are boobage-non-specific.
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RE: hey
November 14, 2011 at 8:36 pm
(This post was last modified: November 14, 2011 at 8:38 pm by Jackalope.)
(November 14, 2011 at 8:21 pm)Shell B Wrote: I supplement my lack of large breasts with less back pain and creepy assholes staring at me. It works out well. It's strange, though, and very off-topic, but despite the fact that they are still quite small, they have gotten larger with age. I used to look like a really tall gymnast.
Despite the lack of breasticular endowent, you're still hot, Shell. Brains beat breasts 100% of the time.
(November 14, 2011 at 8:35 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Creepy assholes are boobage-non-specific.
I suspect the creepiest of them don't look very far past gender.
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RE: hey
November 14, 2011 at 8:39 pm
I wish more men thought like that.
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RE: hey
November 14, 2011 at 8:42 pm
You'd be surprised how many do - usually the ones that grow up and realize you'll HAVE to talk to a woman at some point.
On the other hand, you'd be surprised how many women stay stupid as well. Well, maybe not.
I think we tend to gravitate towards people who share intelligence values.
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RE: hey
November 14, 2011 at 8:42 pm
I wish more women would appreciate it. LOL
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RE: hey
November 14, 2011 at 8:51 pm
Spend 15 years of your life with boobs like mine and you'll find out just how many grown men are too preoccupied with your body, and could give a shit about your mind. I'd like to believe that most men aren't like that, but based on the evidence, I just can't. There are those few men, though. They're the ones who are worth a real and intelligent woman's time. Weeding them out is a pain in the ass.
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RE: hey
November 14, 2011 at 9:03 pm
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Oh, I don't doubt that for a second. Not all men are pigs, but enough of them are to give all of us a bad name. Women certainly have their challenges with sorting out the loser men. Thoughtful men have a similar problem, at least in my individual experience. It seems to me that so many people are so hung up on particular physical attributes that they fail to see what is most important: WHO that person really is, which is certainly not defined by a DDD cup size or six-pack abs. Guess what? In 10, 20, 30 or more years, those physical attributes aren't going to be so attractive any more, and you'll be left with what's left over. Hope you like it.
On average, I think people of both genders are fairly shallow. And.... how do I put this diplomatically... hmmm... stupid. Yep, that's the word I was looking for.
Sorry for the rant. Pet peeve. Fortunately, AF is very much an above-average place to hang out.
P.S. I was very tempted to say that I'd love to spend 15 years with boobs like yours - just not attached to me. I thought better of it, so I didn't say it. Oh, wait.
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