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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 6, 2022 at 10:23 pm
Merriam-Webster. Not your fault, I know.  Razz
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 6, 2022 at 11:09 pm
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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM

      
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 6, 2022 at 11:16 pm
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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 7, 2022 at 2:07 pm
Back when men were men

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 7, 2022 at 2:45 pm
(May 7, 2022 at 2:07 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Back when men were men

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And sheep were nervous...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 7, 2022 at 2:52 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 7, 2022 at 5:37 pm
(May 7, 2022 at 2:07 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Back when men were men

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Wooooo hoooo you fabulous buckaroo!!!!


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 9, 2022 at 3:54 am
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 9, 2022 at 10:42 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 9, 2022 at 3:49 pm
(May 9, 2022 at 10:42 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: them-you-could-have-said-that-without-us...06fb47.jpg]

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The original was on teletype....

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