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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 18, 2022 at 1:27 pm
(May 18, 2022 at 12:46 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(May 18, 2022 at 4:31 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: The biggest joke on humanity is that computers are now asking us to prove we're not 'bots.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 18, 2022 at 10:00 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 18, 2022 at 10:23 pm
(May 18, 2022 at 10:00 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Beat.jpg]

Sorry, but who's the dude with the poodle?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 18, 2022 at 10:25 pm
(May 18, 2022 at 10:23 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(May 18, 2022 at 10:00 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Beat.jpg]

Sorry, but who's the dude with the poodle?

That's not a poodle.

It's John Lennon!


Oh, the OTHER poodle!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 18, 2022 at 10:30 pm
(May 18, 2022 at 10:23 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(May 18, 2022 at 10:00 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Beat.jpg]

Sorry, but who's the dude with the poodle?

Seriously?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 18, 2022 at 11:00 pm
Lorne Greene.  Hehe
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 19, 2022 at 3:56 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 19, 2022 at 4:30 am
(May 18, 2022 at 10:23 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(May 18, 2022 at 10:00 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Beat.jpg]

Sorry, but who's the dude with the poodle?


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 19, 2022 at 5:27 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 19, 2022 at 2:57 pm
(May 19, 2022 at 4:30 am)Nomad Wrote:
(May 18, 2022 at 10:23 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Sorry, but who's the dude with the poodle?




Still don't see actor Ted Levine, there.

Then again, I've never seen Silence of the Lambs.
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