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RE: Henotheism in the Hebrew Bible.
October 26, 2022 at 9:48 am
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In Revelations we find out the serpent was Satan all along! So if Cain was his son, Cain would have been half angel.
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RE: Henotheism in the Hebrew Bible.
October 26, 2022 at 9:50 am
(October 25, 2022 at 10:36 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Unicorns are mentioned in the Bible...perhaps they (the writers) forgot to discuss dragons.
Not at all, there was one in the garden, one in the sea, and another on land. Actually, the latter two were part of a four piece originally, for whatever reason they dropped half of them.
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RE: Henotheism in the Hebrew Bible.
October 26, 2022 at 9:54 am
(October 26, 2022 at 9:50 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: (October 25, 2022 at 10:36 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Unicorns are mentioned in the Bible...perhaps they (the writers) forgot to discuss dragons.
Not at all, there was one in the garden, one in the sea, and another on land. Actually, the latter two were part of a four piece originally, for whatever reason they dropped half of them.
Maybe the Garden of Eden turned into the Lost City of Atlantis?? After all, you can't disprove it, and so, that means that it must be true.
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RE: Henotheism in the Hebrew Bible.
October 26, 2022 at 9:57 am
Interpretive biblical theories are fun: who can come up with the most outlandish concepts?
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RE: Henotheism in the Hebrew Bible.
October 26, 2022 at 10:12 am
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Isn't it ironic that the people who would ostensibly believe in the contents of magic book have the least use for those contents as they are? God doesn't tell them want they want him to, and so..obviously, it's god who got it wrong and it's gods alleged followers who will fix his fuckups in both text and life.
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RE: Henotheism in the Hebrew Bible.
October 26, 2022 at 10:21 am
Reformation is just claiming to have one's ear attuned to god.
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RE: Henotheism in the Hebrew Bible.
October 26, 2022 at 10:22 am
Sure, that's always the claim..but it never appears to be the form. More the other way around. Grabbing a god by -it's- ears and telling it what it should have said.
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RE: Henotheism in the Hebrew Bible.
October 27, 2022 at 10:11 pm
(October 26, 2022 at 9:48 am)Mister Agenda Wrote: In Revelations we find out the serpent was Satan all along! So if Cain was his son, Cain would have been half angel.
Satan possesses a lizard, and while doing so he also does something or other with Mudpie Man and Rib Woman and pisses off God.
God therefore curses the lizard and takes away its legs.
Satan goes, "See ya, losers!"
The lizard goes, "What the hell, man?"
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RE: Henotheism in the Hebrew Bible.
November 26, 2022 at 1:31 am
Don't waste your time with made up stuff.
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RE: Henotheism in the Hebrew Bible.
December 11, 2022 at 5:23 pm
(October 20, 2022 at 8:35 pm)Huggy Bear Wrote: Death simply means 'separation', in this case it means separation from God. Sin cannot enter the presence of God, hence "The soul that sinneth, it shall die."- Ezekiel 18:20 or in other words be cut off from the presence of God. An atonement had to be made for sin in order for man to once again enter the presence of God.
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