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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 10, 2023 at 12:45 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 10, 2023 at 11:47 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 11, 2023 at 4:33 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2023 at 10:49 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2023 at 2:45 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 16, 2023 at 5:41 am
(March 11, 2023 at 4:33 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: IxEaV4wL_o.jpeg]

Somebody should have told the original photoshopper that a) they needed to get rid of the bars the woman was actually giving samples of and b) no display stall would have what's being displayes so shoddily shown (you wouldn't just throw up a load of bog roll packets on the table still in their cargo packing, and you wouldn't display them in the drinks aisle).

Five minutes of effort would have made the photoshop passably believable and maybe rescued the feeble attempt at a joke.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 16, 2023 at 4:00 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 16, 2023 at 10:20 pm
(March 16, 2023 at 5:41 am)GUBU Wrote:
(March 11, 2023 at 4:33 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: IxEaV4wL_o.jpeg]

Somebody should have told the original photoshopper that a) they needed to get rid of the bars the woman was actually giving samples of and b) no display stall would have what's being displayes so shoddily shown (you wouldn't just throw up a load of bog roll packets on the table still in their cargo packing, and you wouldn't display them in the drinks aisle).

Five minutes of effort would have made the photoshop passably believable and maybe rescued the feeble attempt at a joke.


And c) a 40-pack of TP at the height of the pandemic was worth WAY more than ninety bucks!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 17, 2023 at 2:29 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 17, 2023 at 3:30 am
(March 17, 2023 at 2:29 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: The Titanic starring Arnold Schwarzenegger




That's not disturbing at all...

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