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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 26, 2023 at 12:12 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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March 26, 2023 at 6:41 pm
(March 26, 2023 at 7:30 am)brewer Wrote: Where are the cushions and chair?

Elsewhere.

Making someone "comfy".
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March 27, 2023 at 11:38 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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March 27, 2023 at 4:53 pm
(March 27, 2023 at 11:38 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: XtgTX5Hq_o.jpg]


Oh HELL yeah!

What's the catch?
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March 27, 2023 at 5:06 pm
(March 27, 2023 at 11:38 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: XtgTX5Hq_o.jpg]
So my living conditions till I was 15 then?

No thanks been there done that.
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March 29, 2023 at 8:00 pm
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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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March 30, 2023 at 12:29 am


"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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March 30, 2023 at 9:53 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 30, 2023 at 4:00 pm
(March 30, 2023 at 9:53 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: 0K2fRSON_o.jpg]

"Oof!"

More of a gut-punch, than a chuckle.
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March 31, 2023 at 11:05 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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