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The Absurd GOP
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(June 25, 2023 at 11:48 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: These guys live on a different planet.  If contraceptives turned society into one big giant orgy we’d all be having a lot more fun than we are.

I’m also unsure how the widespread use of contraception is going to give us all STDs.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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It doesn't have to make sense for the rabid horde of mindless zombies to get on board, it just has to sound slightly, kinda, sorta, somewhat, offensive to the most powerful being in existence.
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MTG is now claiming that her TV turns itself on to spy on her.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(June 26, 2023 at 6:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: MTG is now claiming that her TV turns itself on to spy on her.

Boru

Someone needs a rest in a special hospital.
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Weather is woke

Quote:RON DESANTIS PLEDGES TO FIGHT WOKE BY GETTING RID OF THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE

On Fox News, DeSantis said if elected president he would strike back at woke by getting rid of the Commerce Department which is home to the National Weather Service.

The governor of natural disaster magnet Florida should know that getting rid of the National Weather Service is a really bad idea. If DeSantis doesn’t know that the National Weather Service is part of the Department of Commerce, he probably shouldn’t be running for president, and he definitely shouldn’t be listing random of the federal government that he would eliminate.

https://www.politicususa.com/2023/06/28/...rvice.html
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Ron DeSantis: Doing everything to Florida except governing it.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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From The 'Shut The Fuck Up' File


Quote:In a new , prosecutors say that MAGA rioter Frank Giustino should have his recommended prison sentence raised from just three weeks to four months due to the total lack of remorse he has shown for his actions.


Prosecutors based this claim on Giustino's most recent courtroom appearance in which he demonstrated "no remorse for his conduct on January 6" and instead presented "himself as the victim," all the while referring to "the prosecution as a 'clown show' and a 'nuisance.'"

Good move - deliberate behaviour that trades three weeks in the nick for sixteen.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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'We could very well have a sitting President under indictment and ultimately a criminal trial. It would grind government to a halt.' - Donald Trump, 5 November 2016 (speaking about Hillary Clinton, who has never been indicted for anything)

'If she were to win, it would create an unprecedented Constitutional crisis that would cripple the operations of our government. She is likely to be under investigation for many years, and also it will probably end up in a criminal trial...She has no right to be running.' - Donald Trump, 3 November 2016 (speaking about Hillary Clinton, who has never been indicted for anything)

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Trump Junior becomes an international embarrassment as Australia’s Prime Minister accuses him of lying about the REAL reason why he canceled his scheduled “anti-woke” event in Australia.

After Trump Jr. blamed it on being denied a visa, Australia’s Prime Minister just revealed that “a lack of enthusiasm” and “poor ticket sales” led to Trump Junior canceling his own event.

But it gets even more embarrassing for Trump’s son…

Australia’s Home Minister then piled on Trump Junior, accusing him of being “a sore loser” just like “his dad,” declaring that Trump Junior is “a big baby who isn’t very popular” and confirming that Trump Junior did get a visa, but “now he’s trying to blame the Australian Government for his poor ticket sales.”

https://www.forbes.com/sites/siladityara...o-country/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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