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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 31, 2023 at 9:23 pm










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Honestly, given that, as a rule, I only do eye contact with other people if 
A) I've grown really used to them,
B) There's something seriously wrong with their eyes, or
C) I really want to kick their asses,
his use of the Hard Stare as an intimidation tactic really sells it.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 2, 2023 at 12:31 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 2, 2023 at 1:05 pm
(August 2, 2023 at 12:31 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: 3mills.webp]

My son-in-law barely throws a shadow, he's so slim.  Poor guy in going bald while the rest of his body looks like a shag rug.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 2, 2023 at 8:45 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 3, 2023 at 8:02 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 3, 2023 at 1:40 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 3, 2023 at 4:09 pm
(August 3, 2023 at 1:40 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: [Image: DbUS2cG.jpg]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 3, 2023 at 5:57 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 4, 2023 at 6:27 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 4, 2023 at 6:28 am
(August 4, 2023 at 6:27 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 2Zn0Wxl_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium]

Boru

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