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What's Weird About Your Family?

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What's Weird About Your Family?
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RE: What's Weird About Your Family?
August 23, 2023 at 5:44 pm
Shame. It'd be nice to be a winner. But regardless its just a life. Nothing special.
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RE: What's Weird About Your Family?
August 23, 2023 at 5:49 pm
(August 23, 2023 at 5:44 pm)FrustratedFool Wrote: Shame.  It'd be nice to be a winner.  But regardless its just a life.  Nothing special.

If it’s ‘nothing special’, why did you post it?

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RE: What's Weird About Your Family?
August 23, 2023 at 5:51 pm (This post was last modified: August 23, 2023 at 5:52 pm by FrustratedFool.)
Because it is considered weird by many who hear it, which amuses me a little, and that's the point of this thread, and I thought it would amuse others to hear it. Just spreading a little amusement and fun.

If it's annoying or upsetting, I apologise. Not my intention.
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RE: What's Weird About Your Family?
August 23, 2023 at 6:20 pm
(August 23, 2023 at 4:27 pm)FrustratedFool Wrote: I'm twice the age of my girlfriend.
I live with my ex-wife.
I'm married to a sex doll which my ex-wife bought for me.
My ex-wife, her boyfriend, and my girlfriend, and my child all attended the sexdoll wedding, and we all get on well together.

Is any of this real?


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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RE: What's Weird About Your Family?
August 23, 2023 at 6:20 pm
I divorced my second wife twice. I doubt she ever noticed. She was obsessed with serial killers, and if she hadn't been a major coward she might have joined the club.
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RE: What's Weird About Your Family?
August 23, 2023 at 6:35 pm
My family is weirdly normal. The only 2 things that really stand out is my grandad has some interesting history, he got a stack of medals with the Polish army and was the sergent of some tank division and they had some dramatic name like the dragon division or something.

My auntie got sacked from her job at a chemists for stealing uppers or downers I forgot which. But she still has a pretty good job.

My relationship with my ex is none existent, she fucked the neighbours bf, we weren't together at the time anyway shes with him now, there's no drama there, as long as he's OK with the kids and there's no drama for them I'm happy and I've moved on.

I don't know if this counts as my family but the way i moved on from my ex is to join a swinging site, I've been meeting this woman who has a fiance and her fiance knows about it, in fact he txts us while I'm with her and thanks me for going to bed with her. She also has a few slaves.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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RE: What's Weird About Your Family?
August 23, 2023 at 6:40 pm (This post was last modified: August 23, 2023 at 6:40 pm by Angrboda.)
Nah.
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RE: What's Weird About Your Family?
August 24, 2023 at 1:16 am
(August 23, 2023 at 6:20 pm)paulpablo Wrote:
(August 23, 2023 at 4:27 pm)FrustratedFool Wrote: I'm twice the age of my girlfriend.
I live with my ex-wife.
I'm married to a sex doll which my ex-wife bought for me.
My ex-wife, her boyfriend, and my girlfriend, and my child all attended the sexdoll wedding, and we all get on well together.

Is any of this real?

All of it.
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RE: What's Weird About Your Family?
August 24, 2023 at 8:56 am
(August 24, 2023 at 1:16 am)FrustratedFool Wrote:
(August 23, 2023 at 6:20 pm)paulpablo Wrote: Is any of this real?

All of it.

OK I don't believe you but if it is true its a bit weird to have your child witness you marry a sex doll.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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RE: What's Weird About Your Family?
August 24, 2023 at 9:26 am
(August 24, 2023 at 8:56 am)paulpablo Wrote:
(August 24, 2023 at 1:16 am)FrustratedFool Wrote: All of it.

OK I don't believe you but if it is true its a bit weird to have your child witness you marry a sex doll.

Lol, why don't you believe me? If it helps I could prove my story, but I'm curious as to why you don't believe me other than because it sounds odd.

My child is an older teen and fine with me being what I am (in this case an objectum). But yes, the whole thing is rather weird. Just how my life turned out.
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